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Thatsuicidalsol

Theeoldways37 Created Aug 4, 2024 15:47
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Hi everyone I think suicidaldol needs a hug, as they sent me a message to go jump infront of a bus because I'm a black monkey, I really think their having a bad day, so here's the first hug from me.

 

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J

Aug 4, 2024 15:51

YOURE BREAKING THE RULES POSTING THIS OMG OH NO

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 4, 2024 16:44

Funny bit is he's the little dafty away home playing with his banana that it's all he's going to get.

f**king chimpanzee lol

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 4, 2024 16:44

Boys a BABOON!

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 4, 2024 16:47

Damn some people

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J

Aug 4, 2024 16:53

Mike you gotta lay off them racial slurs br0.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 4, 2024 17:00

Especially as this post is basically sarcasm bc someone was messaging racist messages.

DÜmR

Aug 4, 2024 21:39

Jay, please insert the puppet who looks at the camera, shocked, and then looks away, still shocked, for me please and thank you.

(And the puppet being a monkey, I think, just happens to be a coincidence)

peripatetic

Aug 5, 2024 12:53

Well suicidaldol sounds like trash.

I can totally understand why some people, get there arse kicked unrecognisable & left in
the gutter. If was to happen, & I'd step over them to cross the street, without batting an eyelid.

That's coming from someone who is generally non violent, but I get it.

My old best friend, use to get racial slurs, a lot when we would go out, one day he tried to keep his cool, this d**k at a party keeped goading him, & he wasnt biteing, then this guy pushed his girlfriend, & that was it, he smashed bottle of beer & went at him, in these circumstances. I can totally understand why people lose it at these pieces of human excrement.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 13:17

Let's start a movement , RIOT!!!

peripatetic

Aug 5, 2024 13:40

That Mike the mechanic, has got a block from me. His not adding anything of value, to me. Dropped on his head to many times I think. No offence to people with ABI's

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 5, 2024 17:53

Pretty sure move will follow @peripatrtic

peripatetic

Aug 5, 2024 18:15

@Siren, Move?

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 5, 2024 18:26

Awkward......

peripatetic

Aug 5, 2024 18:33

Oh maybe typo, *most*?

Rock god 😎

Aug 5, 2024 18:51

😡🤬

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 18:59

What's an ABI?

Is that Anoxic Brain Injury?

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J

Aug 5, 2024 19:17

A brain indent.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 20:32

Jay seriously I got in trouble at work but DAMN calling someone a monkeyca chimp a baboon etc is not racist. It's not bigoted. It's not even swearing.i was calling A RUDE person a monkey.

Now
Let's
Start
A
Movement
And...

RIOT!!!

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 20:35

Ohhhh, ok. My indent must be acting up...

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J

Aug 5, 2024 20:36

Mike have you been out riotting with the other racists this weekend?

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 20:37

Screw you Jay and no and no and screw you jay.

I am not racist butthole.

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 20:38

What nationality was this person Mike?

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 20:39

f**k it, I'll just swear more again.

Sorry OP What a cheeky silly c**t he is crying about how he doesn't want to talk to you again and again.

f**k ignorant as sin as well...the sad little stupid c**t probably w**king.

Why can't people be reasonable and get learned to talk PROPPER like what I f**king do? Eh?

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J

Aug 5, 2024 20:41

*properly

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 20:42

Dumr. I don't know their race it's not racist to call someone a monkey!!!

I have done allot with antifa and s**t I have friends in the anti racist league, who were there when it was the anti nazi league !

𝕞𝓪𝓵𝕜𝓲ẸᵃѶ€ⓛŁᶤⒶ𝓷

Aug 5, 2024 20:46

Antifa is awful. I remember the group we had in sydney, their little s**t show got burnt down ;D

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 20:46

I have no doubt that you've done some good, but I think it's racist if the person is African, or African American, etc.

If I'm being fully honest though I f**king hate Antifa as a whole, or maybe as a piece.... idk... but I can't stand hypocrisy and a lot of what I see from them is hypocritical idk how they don't see it.

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J

Aug 5, 2024 20:46

It's totally racist to call black folk monkeys Mike, come on, a reasonable, anti-racist guy like you can understand that, right?

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 20:48

I accept it CAN be us

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 20:48

CAN be used in a racist sense

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 20:49

Check out celtic antifa aka the green brigade. It was formed to kill nazis out of teevfootball terraces years ago. The CFC ultras is annother name.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 20:52

Jay if someone were to call all blacks or all whites or all guys monkeys that would be a bigoted use.

But if I explain I'm not here to be slandered by a monkey like you that's not, it isn't rocket science either.

Monkey is a general derogatory term.

𝕞𝓪𝓵𝕜𝓲ẸᵃѶ€ⓛŁᶤⒶ𝓷

Aug 5, 2024 20:54

omg i SO want to argue that point... simple semantics of a word used as it was... I mean a fag is a smoke? but also a naughty word for a gay person, but some people love saying it? i'm just CALLING you one, but i have nothing against fags.. lol

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J

Aug 5, 2024 20:59

Bro did you for real jsut call me, a black dude, a "monkey like you", because thats racist af yo

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 5, 2024 20:59


@peripatreic

Yeah it was supposed to say " MORE"
lately autocorrect has been doing me over 😭

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 21:05

Jay you're starting to get annoying with that.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 21:07

There are people call me woke now I'm accused of being "racist af"

Don't annoy me.

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J

Aug 5, 2024 21:10

Oh the last think i'd want to do is annoy Mike

Anthony55

Aug 5, 2024 21:11

I,D kill myself in front of my Mom and dad make sure his dead

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J

Aug 5, 2024 21:12

Dang Anthony, thats hardcore yo

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 21:20

That came outta left field being that the conversation isn't about even remotely about suicide. Lmao.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 21:26

Let's get cats drunk and befriend them. I know a way.

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 21:27

Once again, someone coming outta left field. Lolol.

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 21:29

I can do it too, look!

https://youtu.be/sQgd6MccwZc?si=qs6_NnClCynEJRFj

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 21:30

I wonder what happens if you feed one baileys Irish cream and then play the cucumber trick. Lol.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 21:31

I demand answers!

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 21:42

Do you get cats drunk often?

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J

Aug 5, 2024 21:44

The cucumber trick is a way of traumatising a cat.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 22:16

The cucumber 🥒 is used to frighten the cat. YouTube it.

And no I occasionally get animals drunk.

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 22:26

That does little to answer the question though...

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 5, 2024 22:29

Cats like women you don't need to get them drunk to befriend them, if they don't like you without alcohol then that's something wrong with you!

I'm starting to feel you should be on a list

Cucumber thing is bollocks....

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J

Aug 5, 2024 22:32

Cucumbers scare cats because they look like snakes and it cats will 100% hate you for pulling that on them.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 22:34

You don't NEED to get cats drunk but it's fun.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 5, 2024 22:36

No ,

Wrong,

Listening to the Internet trash again.


No one needs to get cats drunk,
But here you are openly admitting it like it's cool,
At nearly 40 years old and that's your achievement.

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 22:37

I think there's evidence to support threats to us are ingrained into our DNA. They say babies are inherently afraid of snakes as well. I haven't looked into this yet, as I'm just now hearing about it. Scientists are theorizing collective memories are passed down, or something like that.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 5, 2024 22:38

Basically for " view" then sneak a cucumber behind a cat and it startles them,
Like it would sneaking anything up behind anyone,
Show a cat in life they don't give a crap, also some cats eat cucumber,
But the crow has made another good point

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J

Aug 5, 2024 22:38

Cats spend too much time researching reptiles in the internet these days.

Maybe it's instinct, like humans instinctively keep away from spiders and mike.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 5, 2024 22:39

Of course the unhinged band together.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 5, 2024 22:43

Away from spiders?? I pick them up in my hands and put them outside..

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 22:47

"Maybe it's instinct, like humans instinctively keep away from spiders and mike." Which goes back to threats being ingrained in us, passed down on a long scale, evolutionary way.

Also, I googled it. Some people are saying cats are scared of a cucumber because they are incredibly aware of their surroundings, so if they're eating, and turnaround and there's a cucumber behind them that wasn't there when they went to eat, they get scared. Idk, I'm still 50 50 on this.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 22:54

The cucumber thing worked on my neighbours cat. He went flying. Lol

Cats like Baileys and they like being a little drunk too or the wouldn't purr.

DÜmR

Aug 5, 2024 22:56

And dogs like anti-freeze... get the point yet?

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J

Aug 5, 2024 22:57

Mike fed his dog broccoli til he died. I think he just hates animals.

He is always talking about killing pigs...

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 23:00

Also when I was sixteen I got a manatee drunk on beer in Florida. .I think that's more of an achievement and he also kept coming back.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 5, 2024 23:01

I've had one dog Jay and Lucky was female, this is annotherxreason you're not a vet.

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J

Aug 5, 2024 23:16

I don't see what me being unfamiliar with your dead dogs genitalia has to do with me not being an ex-soldier.

Psychopatrish

Aug 5, 2024 23:18

Poor Lucky

Psychopatrish

Aug 5, 2024 23:19

Or maybe she got out.

Maybe she IS Lucky.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 6, 2024 00:02

Yep and people smile when their drunk, it's because there INTOXICATED..
So that's why the cat is purring

" He also kept coming back"
So it's the animals fault you were giving it an addictive substance... Right...

𝕞𝓪𝓵𝕜𝓲ẸᵃѶ€ⓛŁᶤⒶ𝓷

Aug 6, 2024 00:28

FALSE VALOR! or what do you yanks call it? Stolen valor or? valor valor? He's also using a pun in his name, its jay less funny than you think! lol omg my heart hurts.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 6, 2024 01:32

I don't think the manatee would get addicted by 3 beers.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 6, 2024 01:33

It was Florida. Maybe it was a good ol' manatee.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 6, 2024 01:34

Was it rude for me not to give him a shotgun?

Maybe next time... or one of them gaters.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 6, 2024 01:56

I hope you get put on a list realllll soon

DÜmR

Aug 6, 2024 01:56

Maybe not physically addicted, but it doesn't take long for the mental side of it. And I bet just about anything that almost all animals would a substance until it kills them. They've seen that in lab rats with cocaine decades ago. It's because addiction lives in the survival portion of our brains. There's more to it than that, but basically an addicted persons brain thinks it needs (insert substance, or behavior) to survive.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 6, 2024 02:27

I feed unsalted peanuts to squirrels I used to give them dry roasted.

Am I bad to feed foxes last nights chips and things too I suppose.

Or leave sugar on my windowsill for bees?

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 6, 2024 02:31

You can say what you like 👍

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 6, 2024 02:34

I'm proud to have the skills to occasionally get animals drunk, and the courage.

Pussies.

I'm going to my parking space to hug a tree.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 6, 2024 02:37

It's not a skill you 40 year old waste..

DÜmR

Aug 6, 2024 02:54

I don't think anyone said you're a bad person, I think people just said it's a divk move to get animals drunk. They don't have the mental capacity to make a fully informed decision.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 6, 2024 03:00

I'm 39 learn to count.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 6, 2024 03:01

f**king clown that you are siren...
Bless eh.

I mean why do you feel the need to lie?

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 6, 2024 03:05

Almost 40 douchebag..

I'm saying he's a bad person have you seen the s**t he puts?
I wonder why at least 3 people have blocked you so far
If anyone is a f**kin clown it's you,
Grow up and stay away from animals

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J

Aug 6, 2024 05:11

I think he's a bad person...

Like... I think he's bad at being a person...

Theeoldways37

Aug 6, 2024 06:00

I'm gonna chime in and say I think suicidaldol just wanted to hate on someone, he probably just needs a time out. Saying that yes he was being a d**khead. On the other side of this, I love being the colour I am, I'm very proud of my skin not just because it means something but because I'm 43 without 1 wrinkle 😁. Colour is just melanin that is all, culture is different and can cause issues. We are all apes, just apes higher up on the evolutionary scale. Every colour is beautiful and if everyone looked the same, can you imagine how boring that would be.

DÜmR

Aug 6, 2024 06:49

Yo, sweet cakes, we ain't even close to talking about him anymore. Maybe read your own thread? Not to mention, who the f**k is suicidalsol?

DÜmR

Aug 6, 2024 06:50

43 going on 13...

DÜmR

Aug 6, 2024 21:58

I think you're thinking about the parody p**n 43 t*ts on 13 d**ks. It wasn't that famous, they had a really bad accountant running the financials.

peripatetic

Aug 7, 2024 04:20

I'm just confused about this post, if op was going to forgive & make excuses for suicidaldol blatant racist slur, in her opinion said in anger or not. Imo still doesn't make it okay, but thats upto her onto forgive or not.

So im confused what the purpose of this post was, if she's come to her own resolution. Where suppose to comfort suicidaldol? Who's is suicidaldol? Does he comment on the forum? I think I'll pass comforting someone that thinks it's okay to dish out racist slurs, with no consquences.

peripatetic

Aug 7, 2024 04:29

BTW an ex's, engineering professor, once referred to tradespeople, as wrench monkeys. & he was shocked. So calling someone a monkey, can also mean there saying your simple, not evolved & somehow stupid & they are smarter & more superior.

I've seen lots of academics be book smart, but can't actually perform those tasks. I'd like to see this professor, build his house, do his own plumbing, & electrical work. I mean what a snob.

Obviously not all academics think like that. My ex had tradie friends, he regarded smarter then him in a lot of ways.

I guess that's why, those that teach, can't do, & those that cant teach, teach gym. 🤪🤭

Daddy Gru

Aug 7, 2024 14:20

As a solidly blue collar worker who goes home at the end of every day covered in aluminum dust, titanium chips, machine coolant, and the like, I personally would not take offense to such a comment. The context of the statement matters, but even then, those of us who work in manual labor and manufacturing take a lot of pride in that. The flippant comments of one or two pinhead academics won’t change that. Could also just be a slang term that he used offhand without making any particular value judgment.

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J

Aug 7, 2024 14:23

I aqlways thought the term was grease monkeys?

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J

Aug 7, 2024 14:23

AQLWAYS

peripatetic

Aug 7, 2024 14:29

I'm not sure it was wrench monkey now.


It was something monkey & it didn't sound good, but your right, one academics opinion doesn't matter.

My other friend, got called a phone monkey, because his job mostly required him talking on phones.

Psychopatrish

Aug 7, 2024 14:45

💯

Psychopatrish

Aug 7, 2024 14:46

^I'm not agreeing with you, it was the 100th post.

Carry on.

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J

Aug 7, 2024 14:47

You dont agree with psychopatrish saying 100?

peripatetic

Aug 7, 2024 14:47

Lol

Daddy Gru

Aug 7, 2024 14:49

Trish is what we call a comment monkey. I mean that in the best possible way.

Psychopatrish

Aug 7, 2024 14:51

I'll take it.

Psychopatrish

Aug 7, 2024 19:48

Thatsuiciddoll dude peeped my profile.

Didn't leave any messages. Must've just quietly "admired" it to completion.

Like, I never get these radical DMs which seem to plague Theeoldways, Neon and Siren. Just awkward, silent views...

I ain't mad.

DÜmR

Aug 7, 2024 19:53

I'm gonna awkward view your profile so hard right now.

Psychopatrish

Aug 7, 2024 20:41

Cheeky monkey 🐒

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J

Aug 7, 2024 20:48

Godamnit Mike stop being racist!

Psychopatrish

Aug 7, 2024 22:41

I think there's a delay on your submit button, Jay

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J

Aug 7, 2024 22:49

I jsut figured i'll attribute any use of the word monkey from this point on to Mike being racist.

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J

Aug 7, 2024 22:50

FFS Mike stop it >

peripatetic

Aug 8, 2024 14:25

Yeah shut up Mike. I blocked you, but I can still feel your bulls**t, lingering 🤭

DÜmR

Aug 8, 2024 22:48

I JUST now realized how racist ny mom is. She used to call me monkey man when I was a kid...

peripatetic

Aug 9, 2024 01:51

Haha okay I was only talking about how monkey, can be used to put down people's level of intelligence.

Context Dumr

Yes, I could see you being called a cheeky monkey as a kid, without a doubt. Haha

I'm sure I got called spring chicken, or miss piggy when I ate to much. Let's invite the whole animal kingdom in to the conversation. Lol

 

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