What would to do if....

Sep 7, 2024 23:10

Would I kiss my doppelganger? Or let them in the house even?

Deleted User

Sep 8, 2024 00:44

I'd definitely make peace with my doppelgänger. 🖖🏾

Sep 8, 2024 01:04

I think wolf boy would kiss his doppelganger

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Sep 8, 2024 06:51

It was easier than being a locomotive

How many fingers am I holding up?

Sep 8, 2024 13:43

Your definitely holding 4 fingers in one hand

How many fingers am i holding to carry one can of beer ?

Sep 8, 2024 22:59

I would not kiss the doploganger but would you?

Sep 8, 2024 23:15

No

If you could change one thing in history what would it be?

Sep 9, 2024 00:55

I would prevent the invention of Crocs.

Why are you the way that you are?

Sep 9, 2024 18:07

Because everyone has their own problems

Why are you feelings suicidal with relationships problems not everyone has the privilege to be married

Sep 10, 2024 16:30

Response: Yellow

(Anthony, Why are you venting in such a backwards way?)

Question: what would you do if you suddenly teleported to the other side of the world?

Deleted User

Sep 10, 2024 16:41

I'd look for the nearest airport.

If you could change one thing about yourself, or someone else, what would you change?

Sep 10, 2024 16:43

I would question whether I was still myself or whether the act of teleporting atomised myself and rebuilt me, therefore potentially killing me then creating a clone of myself out of myself. Thus arising the question of whether I am still me or someone who just thinks they are the original.

If you woke up to find all life on the planet had suddenly disappeared, what would you do after discovering this potential truth as far as you could logically guess?

Sep 10, 2024 16:48

(Ah, intercepted... Responding to Mjauw's).

Sep 10, 2024 17:26

I would first raid the local bakery for all its cookies of course then as far as the truth I'd just ignore it. Less people the better.
If you woke up tied to a raccoon what would you do?

Sep 10, 2024 17:39

Get a rabies shot
Then give the raccoon a snack

If you could bring I one person back from the dead for 5 hour who would it be and what would you do for those hours ?

Sep 10, 2024 19:27

Jesus, I need the facts of what's been going on.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Sep 10, 2024 19:43

Because short necks are soooo last season.

Where are my dragons?!?!?! (I'm Danaerys now)

Deleted User

Sep 11, 2024 02:43

On your arm.

Why nature so scary?

Sep 11, 2024 02:54

To remind you of the safety of the indoors lol

Got any grapes?

Sep 11, 2024 08:58

No I just sell lemonade

What's the best texture?

Sep 11, 2024 11:36

Dog poo, because once you step in it you go throw an array of emotions.

What other texture can achieve such feats?

Sep 11, 2024 13:16

Probably blood it's fresh and red and its all homemade haha.
Why do cats bite when they are happy?

Sep 12, 2024 14:43

Because they're fuzzy little vampires.

What is the meaning of life?

Sep 13, 2024 01:53

To find the ultimate cookie recipe of course 😁
(Lol fr happened today) How did I hurt my leg today?

Deleted User

Sep 13, 2024 02:12

It IS still 42 right? o_0

Sep 13, 2024 11:26

Because of construction work a hammer in a nails

How do you find the ultimate happiness?

Sep 13, 2024 11:27

By stop complaining about things that lead no where

What are 3 things that makes you go "mmmmm😊"

Sep 13, 2024 12:53

When I sound the lower case letter m,
When I feel I need to vocally respond with an acknowledgement and need to muster more than a grunt.
When I have a conundrum and ponder out loud.

If you had the choice between jumping down an unknown dark hole or investing in bitcoin which would you choose?

Deleted User

Sep 13, 2024 12:55

@Mjauw

1. Thick Latinas.

2. Band merch that was designed with love. Mostly hoodies.

3. S-tier action figures.

Breaking news, the purge takes place tomorrow
night. Who are you going to kill, and in a group of 3, including yourself, who are two people that you'll be
bringing with you, if you choose to partake in the annual
Purge?

Sep 13, 2024 20:57

No one. It's the purge most everyone I know would be a target ( me looking at the neighbor who partied all night specifically)

What weapon are you bringing to the purge?

Sep 14, 2024 03:35

A gun. I'm hiding out somewhere and sniping people. Would rather not be up close and personal with it.

You died and are reborn as a classic horror movie villain, which one are you?

Sep 18, 2024 02:03

A random brain dead zombie of course.

You could turn any age again once what would it be?

Deleted User

Sep 18, 2024 03:13

33 cause half the devil.

But i wonder, if you could live forever, would you?

Sep 18, 2024 12:13

Yes!!!
BUT
Depends on w6jat sort of imortality,

Classic Vampire
Modern vampire
Dorian grey
??
Do I have internally?
Do I age externally?
Do I feel normal?

What is one silly little thing that always makes you happy?

Sep 18, 2024 12:15

(Wow my phone keyboard sucks...
Spell correct:
What* sort of...
And
Age* internally

BBB

Sep 18, 2024 14:14

One silly thing that always makes me happy is the the little "Fabio!" That gets shouted in the latest Bobby Fingers a YouTube video.

If you could have any flavour squash (as in , juice that you dilute with water) what would you go for?

Sep 18, 2024 14:42

Watermelon!!
If you could rule one planet what would it be? (Considering that they had air,feed ect ect)

Sep 18, 2024 17:14

Arrakis. He/she who controls the spice controls the universe.

If you could own a mythical creature what would it be?

Sep 19, 2024 20:51

I would be the local werewolf hehe

Is Siri spying on us?!

Sep 19, 2024 23:01

No but Alexa I'd, the perv.

Would you rather eat only prawn crackers for life or be able to eat anything you like but everything tastes like prawns?

Sep 19, 2024 23:02

Is - not I'd.

Sep 23, 2024 01:06

Eat anything and have it taste like prawn lol

Carrots or cucumber?

Sep 23, 2024 12:19

Carrots, I'm allergic to cucumbers

How would you make the best day ever with just 5$ ?

Sep 25, 2024 02:58

Give it to someone who needed it then try my luck at walking thru traffic blindfolded lmao.

What's the purpose of life?

Sep 25, 2024 22:40

Not whatever this is that we have all been fooled into.

What was the last smell that you smelled that was really quite memorable?

Sep 26, 2024 02:39

Burning flesh when a neighbor died in a car wreck. The worse smell ever but very memorable..

What is the scariest thing that happened to you?

Deleted User

Sep 26, 2024 18:22

I'm not even sure at this point. Too much. Probably being held at gunpoint and beaten in a car where I couldn't move after being robbed.

What is your favorite food?

Sep 27, 2024 12:48

(Jeezuz Walt that sounds legit traumatic... hope your current life brings you enough love to somewhat compensate for that damage... )

Favourite food as silly as it sounds might be my own homemade lentil soup. It's harty and nutritious and warm and good for every occasion ^^

What's one thing you wish you could say to a dead celebrity??

Deleted User

Sep 27, 2024 15:04

Me to Chester Bennington: "The world needs you, man."

What's an unfortunate truth that you know about someone?

Sep 27, 2024 15:22

Santa claus isn't who he says he is.

Is the an event in your life that could have created an entirely different future for yourself but you ended up down this road instead - and would you have wanted to go down that road if given another chance at it?

Deleted User

Sep 27, 2024 18:18

Long story.

Time to cut it relatively short: I could've been (and
was expected to be) a father at 18.

An ex was taken advantage of by her childhood
friend, who was jealous of me stepping into her life.
He invited her over to "hang out". Now, according
to her own words, they'd always 'go through cans
of soda, whenever they'd hang out.'

Long story short, he spikes her drink, waits till she passes
out, then f*cks her. Not long after, she ends up pregnant. We argue, then I walk out of the relationship. She was very hard-headed whenever I was trying to look out for her.

Despite me trying to warn her, over and over and over, I was always made out to be the bad guy.

She didn't know that guy liked her, but I knew.
Which is why I told her to watch herself around him.

She used to like him back when they were kids, but
she lost interest in him, quite some years ago after
noticing his disinterest in her.

But he never let that go.

So, to answer your question on whether or
not I'd change my current life..

No.

The End.

==============================================

If you could hang out with, or meet a fictional character for a whole day, who would you be picking?

Sep 27, 2024 23:52

I’ll go with Pete Davidson and colson baker

If you have the chance to get married and have kids how many cars and houses do you need?

Sep 28, 2024 02:15

Two houses one for kids, one for me and my partner so we wouldn't go crazy and give vehicles idk why

Best bag of chips you ever had?

Deleted User

Oct 3, 2024 22:38

Nowadays, I prefer Harvest Cheddar Sunchips. Something about them hit different...

What was your worst dating experience?

Oct 3, 2024 23:17

When one girl put sleeping pills in my drink but then accidentally drank it lmao.

Would you adopt 5 dogs or have 2 human babies?

Oct 5, 2024 18:05

Would have two human babies. I don't like dogs enough to ever adopt one, let alone five. I do however want to be a mom.

What's the weirdest dream you ever had? (like sleeping dream, not goal in life dream)

Oct 5, 2024 19:04

I had a dream i was being murdered to death not
Only once but three times,

If you could buy any kind of drinks where would it be ?

Oct 5, 2024 19:25

Root beer mixed with moonshine of course 😜

Would you rather have a cat bite your nose? Or a Puranas?

Oct 6, 2024 12:51

Actually a cat did bite my nose when I was a tiny child, I'm sure it gave me super powers.

What's the best way to make a person uncomfortable without it being illegal?

Oct 6, 2024 12:56

Multiple views on their profile with zero attempt to communicate.

Who's your Daddy?

Oct 6, 2024 14:24

Any type of father figure Tony Stark definitely

Who might be the richest Nerds ?

Oct 6, 2024 15:38

The one who doesn't show off their money..

What is the worse text you've ever received?

Oct 7, 2024 19:09

Hi, hru?

What is your favourite kind of spoon?

Oct 7, 2024 19:56

Little 🥄

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Deleted User

Oct 7, 2024 20:17

I think one could plausibly answer that you’ve done both but relative to the goal of your efforts, you have succeeded more than failed. If your goal was to succeed and you did not, that would constitute true failure.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Oct 7, 2024 21:02

There's definitely more chance of arousing a chicken than an egg, I mean you really shouldn't be trying the latter unless you're looking to be arrested.

Would you rather be good at everything that no one cares about, or good at only one thing that everyone does care about?

Deleted User

Oct 8, 2024 01:19

I’d rather be good at niche things because most people are fücking stupid and I have nothing but contempt for them and what they like.

Would you rather watch every billionaire be fed to sharks or torn apart by four startled horses?

Oct 8, 2024 01:32

If it's baby sharks yes. It would take longer haha!

Would you rather drink honey every day or soda?

Oct 8, 2024 02:18

Honey and lemon in my daily tea of course!

If you ask a salesperson @ the bookstore where the self help section is, doesn't that defeat the purpose?

Deleted User

Oct 8, 2024 18:20

George Carlin certainly thought so 😉

If money was no object for you, would you live relatively modestly or extravagantly?

Oct 8, 2024 18:31

Wifi in a cave turn/hut in the middle of nowhere would do me.

Is that modestly living or extravagant?

Oct 8, 2024 19:45

Depends on your mindset if your living in the middle of nowhere to escape people then yes WiFi is extravagant but if your ok with being social then no.
Sit at home or party in public?

Oct 8, 2024 23:27

I'd sooner be at home.

Would your rather party at home or sit in public?

Oct 8, 2024 23:32

It's always a party at home.

Would you rather sit at a party or have a public home?

Oct 9, 2024 02:27

Hmm that's hard. Probably sit at a party.

Would you rather have a public pool in your yard or a public beach?

Oct 9, 2024 03:14

Uh...Doi....
Beachfront property baby boy! 🏖

Best Dr Who? (You can only pick one.
I prefer the curly headed dude, probably cause I LOVED Davros when he would flip out. YOU WILL TELL ME!! EXTERMINATE!!)

Oct 11, 2024 15:42

Of course Doctor strange of marvel

What type of beer do you usually drink ?

Deleted User

Oct 11, 2024 15:49

Modello

Photographic memory or telepathy, which do you pick?

Oct 11, 2024 20:35

I already have a photographic memory, but although telepathy could more than a person would want to know, it may have its uses.

What do you predict will be the big news of crazy happenings in the world for next year?

Deleted User

Oct 11, 2024 21:24

Hopefully World War 3 seeing as everything has been happening before GTA VI lately and this one has had a lot of suspense building for a while already.

Do you consider s*x a sacred act or just an activity?

Deleted User

Oct 11, 2024 22:19

F×cking is a sacred act, imo.

I feel a difference in say, 'having a crush'
on someone and wanting to straight up
rail someone. The latter being the purest/most
raw way to tell someone that you love them.
I can't imagine how some folks cheat relationships.

It's idiotic.

Moderate luck with winning scratch-offs, or
moderate luck with dating? Take your pick.

Oct 12, 2024 00:01

Scratch offs to buy the dates 🤣🤣 (jk lmao)

Be in a real life horror movie or be in a real life alien invasion?

Deleted User

Oct 16, 2024 14:43

Horror movie. At least this way I could either kill something and be justified or be killed by something; it's a win-win.

Would you rather be a sleep-walking gambler or a pilot with narcolepsy?

Deleted User

Oct 16, 2024 14:57

I wouldnt.

Deleted User

Oct 16, 2024 15:12

You're no fun. . .

Oct 16, 2024 16:45

Sleep walker gambling is awesome

Would you rather be stuck in a war zone for a day or stuck on Mars for seven years?

Oct 16, 2024 20:51

Mars, because being on mars every day helps you work, rest and play.

Would you rather know exactly when you will be hungry, or be able to eat soap?

Deleted User

Oct 16, 2024 21:07

Definitely know exactly when I'll be hungry. I've been having trouble lately with knowing whether or not I am and theoretically I can already eat soap; I just wouldn't like it very much.

Would you rather have lucid dreams every night or never need to sleep?

Oct 17, 2024 04:09

Oct 17, 2024 04:09

Haaa! Whoops

Deleted User

Oct 17, 2024 11:02

RIP

Oct 17, 2024 20:50

Would rather not sleep,I've been addicted to red dead redemption lately lol

Would you rather sleep for 5 years or go back 5 years in time?

Oct 17, 2024 20:53

Never need to sleep.

Now I've messed up the thread again...

Oct 17, 2024 20:54

I may like to go back in time 5 years. I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Jeepers Creepers vs Pumpkinhead mano y mano?

Oct 17, 2024 23:01

Pumpkinhead

Have a pumpkin for a head or munchkin under your bed?

Deleted User

Oct 18, 2024 02:58

Pumpkin for a head so someone can turn me into a pumpkin pie.

Would you rather be blind at a museum or deaf at a concert?

Deleted User

Oct 18, 2024 10:04

Fist-fight two angry, man-sized fire ants every
morning to maintain your wealth/comfy lifestyle.

or

Arena-style fist-fight: You vs 100 gardening
tool-wielding 6'5 ft lizard-men.

Winner gets: permanent wealth.

Loser gets: Fatality'd.

Oct 20, 2024 02:06

Fist fight giant ants sounds fun!! Way better than mortars or tank shells whizzing by 😅 plus I loved mixed martial arts when I was younger.

Be the president of North Korea for the day or president of Afghan? Lmao

Deleted User

Oct 22, 2024 01:16

North Korea so I can force everyone to stay at home and watch Courage the Cowardly Dog or some s**t.

What is something you want to do but haven't yet and something you have done but you wish you hadn't?

Seran

Oct 22, 2024 16:43

Something I want to do is visit the HR Giger museum in Switzerland.
Something I did that I wish I hadn't is get married.

Question;
What's your time-travelling device of choice? (ie; Tardis, Delorian, Bill+Ted's phone-box, Stargate portal, Stewie Griffin's home-made Time Machine etc) and why?

Oct 22, 2024 20:49

Psychic mirror, think of where you want to go... and as unreliable as the tardis, it might take you to where you want to go, or subconsciously perhaps where you need to go? Unlike stargate, you use specific pocket watches upon your person to allow access to travelling through any mirror, or other reflective surfaces, however unelegant a puddle and such may be. Why? Simplicity and convenience.

What was the last purchase you regretted?

WestenraKitten

Oct 23, 2024 09:39

Overall, ever? Cigarettes. I haven't smoked in years, but I currently have pneumonia caused by chronic lung infections from smoking. ugh. More recently, I regret buying a specific door-attached cat toy. it was pricey and, alas, the cat has no interest in it, as the little bastards are wont to do!

would you rather marry a vampire or a traditional fey/fairy?

Deleted User

Oct 23, 2024 12:10

Vampire hands down... Hopefully they'd turn me into one as well.

What would be your familiar spirit of choice?

Oct 23, 2024 16:40

A little winged D&D homunculus.

Would you rather know the answer or just be lucky enough to always guess the right answer?

Oct 24, 2024 03:03

Always know the answer.
If you could own a exotic pet what would it be?

WestenraKitten

Oct 24, 2024 03:32

if we're getting really exotic, probably a cheetah!! I love them. I met one briefly once and it was a surprisingly sweet lil thing. |

Would you rather explore a crumbling, abandoned Victorian mansion haunted by restless spirits or venture into a dark, fog-covered forest inhabited by creatures from forgotten folklore?

Deleted User

Oct 24, 2024 14:02

Most likely the latter. I would rather be killed by these "forgotten creatures" than a crumbling foundation.

What personal trait do you feel best defines who you are?

Oct 24, 2024 15:01

My username sums it up?

When will the Limeys drop the superfluous "u"s in our shared English? I mean, there's ^ a perfect example right there....
Even "superfluous" is like, "Mates. Enough with the vowels already. I dare you to try squeezing yet
another "u" in?"

Deleted User

Oct 24, 2024 16:34

They won't. They're waiting for us to conform just like the measuring system.

Why is the forums section always active but the chat room is always dead?

Oct 24, 2024 16:48

Because chat rooms are for social people. That description doesn't suit anyone here.

Oct 24, 2024 16:51

Would a clock on Mars have 13 hour numbers or whatever the day length is, or would people stick with earth clocks of 12 hours, even though it would not be in sync with the Mars day length?

Oct 25, 2024 00:03

Probably stick to the 12 hour.

Rather be eater by a shark? Or by your identical twin? Lmao

Oct 25, 2024 00:07

So as the eater, I'm dining on a shark or my twin?
Since I'm not Lady Bathory, I'd try a shark steak.

What will your Halloween costume be this year?

Deleted User

Oct 25, 2024 22:28

Probably just myself but drunk with a crow mask and face paint.

Trick or treat?

Seran

Oct 26, 2024 09:49

Trick.

What made you the most scared you've ever been so far?

Oct 26, 2024 10:15

Onions

What's a thing that used to make you uncomfortable in any way but now you enjoy it

Deleted User

Oct 26, 2024 13:07

Drinking alcoholic beverages.

One will protect you but the other is trying to kill you: Edward Scissorhands or Sweeney Todd?

Oct 26, 2024 15:44

I want Edward Scissorhands protecting me because he has way more blades than Sweeney Todd does. I feel like my odds are better. Plus I wouldn't trust Todd not to turn on me tbh

Oct 26, 2024 15:45

Oops forgot a question lol

Would you rather live in a tree house or on a boat?

Deleted User

Oct 26, 2024 17:36

Tree house; especially if it's like KND.

Would you rather be a legendary paralyzed vocalist or a legendary mute actor?

Deleted User

Oct 26, 2024 18:08

Legendary mute actor.

I'm already not one to yap much,
and being paralyzed just isn't a life
worth sticking around for.

Power to: Change your height at will?

or

Power to: Change your run speed/jump height at will?

Deleted User

Oct 26, 2024 18:58

I like this one.
When I was younger I would have chosen height, but I think now I would choose run speed/ jump height not only because it is two things, but because I have become comfortable with my height.

Hmm... Power to change your hair length at will or eye color at will?