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I'm living more alone than I did when I had someone...

Theeoldways37 Created Apr 21, 2025 12:54
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Today I applied to volunteer in my favourite charity shop, this is no small deed and it's purley with selfish intentions even though i will give my best to the shop, I will be in my element, the queen of second hand and vintage. I will walk to work every shift dressed to the nines, and ready to buy everything before anybody else does 😁. I am truly happy and living my best life. I will also be booking a romantic holiday for myself because I love me even though the world has shown me no love I still love me. And yes I will be bringing rose petals to scatter on the bed...because I'm weird as f**k.

 

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The Jaypril Fool

Apr 21, 2025 13:05

Rose petals is pretty cliche, the opposite of weird, you're becoming normal, youre gonna watch greys anatomy.

Theeoldways37

Apr 21, 2025 13:22

Come on now me normal me thinks not, I will be scattering black rose petals, and my brain i hope would not let me treat it in such a way that I sit and watch greys anatomy, if I did something like that i would probably end up in a coma.

The Jaypril Fool

Apr 21, 2025 13:27

Nope, you have no choice, do your taxes and watch love island, your normal freak >;(

Theeoldways37

Apr 21, 2025 13:30

No i will be scattering black rose petals and whacking of to horror like the freak i am. And the fact that you know what love island is, tut tut tut, I'm not angry just disappointed.

The Jaypril Fool

Apr 21, 2025 13:33

But surely for you to be disappointed you would ALSO have to know what love island is!

Also, i DONT know what love island is and i refuse to learn its some tv show where people go to an island for an orgy or something and eventually someone wins at s*x and that is all i will ever know about it and you cant make me learn more!

Theeoldways37

Apr 21, 2025 13:38

I only know of it because they talk about it at work, either that or this show where your not allowed to laugh. And yes it's true it is basically trying to win at s*x. It's like the sheeple have run out of things to watch and are content to watch lots of kim kardashion wannabes have s*x and not laugh at stuff. It makes me want to pull out a copy of shindlers list and change the topic.

The Jaypril Fool

Apr 21, 2025 13:41

Oh, i know the show where you arent allowed to laugh its called the big bang theory and its the funniest thing someone who has never heard of a joke could write!

Theeoldways37

Apr 21, 2025 13:45

That's what you get with nepotism, never work with family kids or anyone that says s**t like hey guys don't forget to subscribe.

Theeoldways37

Apr 21, 2025 13:48

Or lady gaga, she will literally take a film and f**k it in the ass till it dies.

The Jaypril Fool

Apr 21, 2025 13:48

I work alone ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

Theeoldways37

Apr 21, 2025 13:50

If you want something done right do it yourself I say.

The Jaypril Fool

Apr 21, 2025 13:53

I do things wrong ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

Theeoldways37

Apr 21, 2025 13:55

We all do that's how we learn to hate people.

Flyxglitter

Apr 21, 2025 15:12

Being self centered is pretty normal

Mr Nightnews

Apr 22, 2025 03:01

..but do you know what the 'love boat' was!?

☠️☠️☠️

Theeoldways37

Apr 23, 2025 08:39

Only because it was on the tv while I read...and it was my sister watching it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it 😆

 

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