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Would you rather:
•live a life where Dr.Phil, in random intervals, night or day, sleeping, grocery shopping, and everything in between, comes charging full sprint at you, wary and everything.
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•Everyone you know (friends, family, loved ones, everyone you meet, and even pets) rock a Steve Harvey mustache the rest of your life.
If it took more than 10 seconds to decide, it defaults to:
•the chocolate pudding is coming, lock your doors.
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Apr 21, 2025 18:58 Whats this American bulls**t i'm too cultured to understand? |
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Apr 21, 2025 18:59 Nope too late, the chocolate pudding is coming buddy! |
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Apr 21, 2025 18:59 Nope too late, the chocolate pudding is coming buddy! |
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Apr 21, 2025 19:09 I'm not your buddy, that's why i wont make a south park reference with you, f**k you. |
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Apr 21, 2025 19:11 Jokes on you, the chocolate pudding beat you to it :,) |
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Apr 21, 2025 19:12 Yeah that’s right guy! |
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Apr 21, 2025 19:18 I'm a girl you sexist pig. |
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Deleted User Apr 21, 2025 19:28 False choice considering the pudding is coming regardless, by your account. |
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Apr 21, 2025 20:12 I’m a turnip you…you...whatever pig racists are! 💯🙌 |
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Apr 21, 2025 20:13 @grumman only if it took ya more than 10 seconds to choose :,). Otherwise, you SHOULD be safe ☺️ |
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Apr 21, 2025 20:31 Chocolate pudding sounds like the better option. A win for procrastination. |
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Apr 21, 2025 20:37 Anyone else hung up on the first sentence... It is hurting my brain to read |
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Apr 21, 2025 21:23 ^Yip |
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Apr 22, 2025 02:58
wtf is dr phil!? - was my instant thought |
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Apr 22, 2025 20:55 Probably the scariest dude ever to see running at you top speed whilst you’re minding your own business. |