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Not that different, actually..
See below.
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Oct 24, 2024 15:16 Your Momma so ugly she had to go trick or treating by phone. ๐๐ป |
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Oct 24, 2024 16:22 Yo momma so fat she had a threesome and the two guys never met. |
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Oct 24, 2024 16:29
I can do this all day people. |
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Oct 24, 2024 16:35 Yer maw is so ugly she made One Direction go anither direction |
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Oct 24, 2024 16:44
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Oct 24, 2024 16:53 Your mother is so intelligent... what went wrong with you? |
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Oct 24, 2024 19:33 Your mommas so motherly, she really does give great hugs. |
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Deleted User Oct 24, 2024 20:22 Your mother is so slender that she must run in a circle to shower. |
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Oct 24, 2024 22:07 Your mother does push-ups in a cucumber patch! |
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Oct 25, 2024 01:31 Yo Daddy so old when he was born the Dead Sea was just starting to get sick. |
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๐๐ช๐ต๐๐ฒแบธแตัถโฌโลแถคโถ๐ท Oct 25, 2024 03:31 Chaw momma so old when god said let their be light she said nah bitch i'm trying to sleep. |
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Oct 25, 2024 05:51 Your mom is so fat, she was the winner of the international competition called โWorldโs Fattest Mom.โ Congratulations. |
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๐๐ช๐ต๐๐ฒแบธแตัถโฌโลแถคโถ๐ท Oct 25, 2024 06:21
Chaw momma's so slow it takes her an hour and a half to watch sixty minutes? |
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Deleted User Oct 26, 2024 06:56 Your mother is so dim-witted that she in fact believed the band Nickelback was a refund. |
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๊๊๊ช๊ช๊ฉ ๊แ ๊ ๊'๊ช๊ ๊ท๊ช๊๊๊ญ๊ค๊ค๊ Nov 6, 2024 03:13 Yer maws got a fanny like a punched lasagna |
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๐๐ช๐ต๐๐ฒแบธแตัถโฌโลแถคโถ๐ท Nov 6, 2024 03:21 Chaw momma's so dumb she asked for a paternity test to make sure you were hers. |
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Nov 6, 2024 03:26 Yo momma so fat her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget. |
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๐๐ช๐ต๐๐ฒแบธแตัถโฌโลแถคโถ๐ท Nov 6, 2024 03:31
OMFG lmao. |
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Nov 6, 2024 03:38 Yo momma so old her vag has a separate entrance labeled "Blacks only" |
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Nov 6, 2024 03:42 Yo momma so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes. |
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Nov 6, 2024 03:56 Your mother doesn't need to be insulted, she is the insult. |
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Nov 7, 2024 00:46
Ya moms so ugly all life on the moon died as soon it heard she was coming into existence |
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Nov 7, 2024 17:17 Yo momma so fat she took a swim off the coast of Barcelona and Spain claimed her as a new territory. |
