BRIGHTON and HOVE
AAAAARRRRRGGGGH!!!
Someone please save me from this dating app purgatory!
Genuine, Down to earth, Honest, Friendly, Respectful, Funny, Intelligent, Idiot, Weirdo seeks Similar local to Brighton and Hove (within 20ish miles)
I'm Ian
I'm 46
I'm Tall 6'6"
Im single
I live alone in central Hove
I have a beard
I have tattoos
I don't eat meat
I don't drink coffee
I don't drink alcohol
I don't smoke
I don't like or take drugs
I'm a gamer
Dry, Sarcastic, Dark sense of humour
Marvel, Dc geek
Fantasy novels
Paranormal
Warhammer
Documentaries
Guitars
Horror movies
420
Medical Cannabis user
Gen X, Geek, Nerd, Metalhead, Goth, Weirdo, *****, Sigma, Goblin
I like metal music (all sorts of other stuff too) Can't stand Rn'B, Dn'B, Musicals, Jazz, or most chart music
I love nature, Camping, swimming, fishing, climbing, cycling. Anything outdoors, Festivals.
Anti Tory, Anti Religion, Anti Social media, Anti vanilla/beige, Anti horses.
Bit of a goth, bit of a geek, bit of a gamer, a bit *****, bit of a metalhead, a bit Satanic, little bit misanthropic.
Liberated, s*x positive, Open minded,Non judgemental, Fully Vaxxed.
Religion is a mental illness, Horses are evil, Coffee is horrible, Radiohead are crap, Game of thrones was rubbish.
I'm not on social media because I'm not a child or a braindead degenerate narcissistic personality vacuum attention hungry zombie.
Not interested in your Onlyfans etc or sending you money, being your sugar daddy get a proper job stop being a *****.
Not interested in Crypto bulls**t either, dont even try.
Foodies, liking food is not a personality trait, it's like saying you like air.
Greedy Fatties!
Why bother having a profile if you don't have pictures of yourself?
No one wants to see pictures of Food, Flowers, Pets, Scenery etc, You must be hideous.
Having your tongue out in your pic's makes you look retarded as do novelty picture filters, what are you hiding?
Dont bother if you are or have any of the following;
More than 20 miles from Brighton and Hove,
Orange Skin, Claires, Karens, Tory, Horsey types, Religious, Man, Trans, Vanilla, Big Fake stupid fish lips, Bad teeth, Fatties, Police, Fashion victim, Coke head, Druggie, Alchy, Anti-Vax, Like Michael Jackson, R Kelly, Rn'b, Dn'B, Dubai, Reality TV, Chav, use text talk, bad grammar/spelling, have cat/dog/bunny/hamster filters on your photos, dont have pics of yourself/face,
Use the word Banter, have horse photos on your profile, Social media Zombies.
Yes I'm an antisocial misanthropic grumpy old bastard and I realise this probably comes across as the insane rantings of a madman and it may well be but I really don't care.
Not gonna pay for this app it's way overpriced, and can't tell the difference between 5, 50 or 500 miles.
Anything else you would like to know or ask please feel free.
No s**t taken
No f**ks given.
B.D.S.M, D/s, Kink
BLM, ACAB, FTP
BHAFC
420
