Q: What's your name?
A: Call me Kitty, Kitten, LeVei, Equivalium... Doesn't really matter if you call me broom stick.
Q: If you could Describe yourself in 5 words, what would you say?
A: Hyper Happy In a Crazy Nutshell. That's all I have to say.
Q: Why are you gay?
A: Well, long ago, I lived in a fairy tale. And when I was young, an unicorn stabbed me in the eye. So I became Gay. Whoopidie doo.
Q: Why is your hair orange?
A: Why not?
Q: Oooh its a unicorn what kind that kind with strawberries and whipped cream....
A: I'm the gay one, s**tting rainbows and vomiting sparkles
Q: How can you be vegetarian when meat is so good?
A: You see... Long ago, A chicken made an enemy in me...
I will add more of them as I get asked.
