“Heartbreak enthusiast, professional overthinker, and part-time ghost (emotionally, not literally… yet). I collect red flags like they’re concert tickets and romanticize pain like it’s an art form. Love me, leave me, write a poem about me—just make sure it hurts. If self-destruction was a love language, I’d be fluent. Swipe right if you want to ruin me or just watch me do it myself.”