Despite the rumours I have not recently appeared on crimewatch.
Not sure if I need a partner or counselor. In between ringing the bells at the local chapel & brass polishing for numerous antique shops. I like to go cheese & ale tasting & train spotting. I dont have kids, in all honesty if I did I would have probably sold them in Turkey. I keep my parents in the cellar and my brother so drugged up, he thinks we are all Gorillas with neon yellow faces.. I have been unfortunate in life to have been abducted by aliens and struck by lightning twice all in the space of a week, but nothing is worst than the time I had to endure an entire episode of Eastenders just thank f%$# it wasnt an omnibus.All that aside, I'm a good laugh, never cheated, amazing with kids, can be very random, have a bit of anxiety from time to time(this is not a cry to tell me how good looking I am lol) . Would love to fall in love again.Anyone fancy coming ghost hunting?
Or Rubber dinghy Rapids!!! Extra points if you know what that's from.
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