hey im will. im looking for someone to wrap me head to toe in cellophane tape, string me to the ceiling like a pinata, and beat me with in an inch of my life with a wiffleball bat while symphony no. 9 by antonin dvorak plays softly in the background. you will be required to dress up as a sad italian clown while completing this task. if this sounds appealing to you you can call my burner phone that i use to sell horse tranquilizers to middle schoolers.
well that was unfunny. none of that is true. my names will. i live in the bay area. im currently in art school for visual development. id like to get involved with concept design work, ideally character design for a big animation studio like cartoon network but everyone is willing to blow d**k for character design work and unfortunately i have a very small mouth, and weak jaw. so ill probably end up settling for story boarding or background art.
anyway, art is my everything, so prepare for me to never shut the f**k up about it if we end up spitting the s**t. its my lens of perception for understanding the exterior world and its many nuanced idiosyncrasies, as well as my method for self cultivation.
i try and keep my creative gas tank as full as i can by consuming media and art as much as my busy work schedule will allow. i like it all and dont really discriminate against any medium or art form. anime, video games, comics, manga, film, cartoons, novels, philosophy, performance art, fine arts, fashion, interior design. i think its all dope, beautiful and worth appreciating.
i like dark humor but try and respect everyone's boundaries. really love stand up comedy. if you can tickle me with your wit and we can improv back and forth thats a really good sign.
im intensely attracted to creative types. theres nothing s*xier than a girl with crippling scoliosis hunched over a sketch book. but if you arent a creative type thats okay too.
i am passively seeking a romantic partnership. but not holding my breath. i dont have a lot of faith in dating apps or sites. i think the most i can hope for is someone to help dull my boredom during quarantine. engaging and thoughtful conversations in other words. but if you play your cards right maybe we can go get coffee once the world stops being on fire.
not to sound like an asshole but if you reply to me with a two word response that took zero effort or creativity to produce i will ghost you
