SOCIALLY_ACCEPTABLE

Hey, hi, how are ya! I'd leave my name but, then it ruins the opening first greeting, so...eh, bare with me alright, I am a single mom (have been for 10 years) but, I am the rare type of single mom who has absolutely, literally, nothing to do with the father and it's f**king great! (before judgement no I didn't take the kid and run. He wasn't a fit parent. got questions? I have answers) Being a mom of just one, I do the "fitting ins" like PTA meetings blah blah blah. I have been a cook for 6 years and a chef for 1 year. So watch out boys I am a wiz in the kitchen! I can make anything and everything from the simple to the bougie, I Have two dogs and a cat. I paint, draw, cartoon, sew, read, and love horror flix. I geek hard over nerd s**t, goth s**t and food s**t. I can be a little too cynical, and arrogant but, what chef isn't. Am I right? I am a collector of few things autographs, real skulls, chokers, books, comics and movies. Upon first meeting I tend to be shy, quiet, and uncomfortable, even having resting bitch face, once you get me talking and if I like you enough I won't shut up I will make bad jokes and keep that train going long into the night (or whatever). I live with a conflicting sense of duality like I am not good or bad, I am neither here nor there I'm just kind of all over yet well put together. I have stories like, f**ked up to great stories, all are true because I have come a very long way from where I was, real glow up kind of s**t, and somehow stayed un scathed by it all (mostly). I am looking for love again after many years of healing I really do want to meet someone who is like me and gets me I haven't needed a man but I would love to be someone's someone, and as for my daughter she doesn't need a dad, if You so happen to be my one and you meet her finally, I am not the type to force her to call anyone dad if she isn't ready, same is said for you, if you are not ready to be a "dad" it's ok everything takes time and effort no rush. So to sum up I am cool, sweet, tough, strong, smart, funny, impressive and spontaneous.If you really want to know me hmu.