This bio is a work in progress. I'm sitting an airport after I missed my flight killing time. I just flew 1000klm to see Sebastian Bach and he still rocks it for a middle aged man with a beer gut. I live in paradise but it is also so far away from everything .... the tyranny of distance living in a country as big as Oz. That should show my dedication to seeing live music. I'm a silver tongue, down to earth grammar nazi who looks straight on the outside but am all metal on the inside. Don't let my sarcastic wit and dry sense of humour turn you off, I'm just a fluffy little marshmallow on the inside. Message me if this pathetic attempt of a bio even catches your eye. I will update it when I'm not so tired and pissed off from missing this damn flight. And I hate taking selfies which may be due to not growing up with a camera phone in my face so you won't see a plethora of trout pouts or kitty ear shots from me.
Update : my kik is skysblue70
Update : please don't just message me Hi or send me a wink. If you are genuinely interested in wanting to chat then inspire me to respond with a sentence or two. Anything other than Hi .... How are you.
