Genius, playboy, billionaire philanthropist and part-time chandelier cleaner. Like toast buttered on 3 sides. Expert skier, screamer, laugher and audio abuser. Oscar Wilde without the alternative batsman's proclivities. Likes; egging, cow tipping and ruining weddings. Dislikes; pretty much everything else. Top tips; Never play cards with a man who has the same first name as a city; Ladies, if you suck onn a pint gass for a minute or two you can give yourself a realistic Fred Flinstone style stubble line and ...Oh yeah.......everyone try to stay away from incest and clog dancing.