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FANNYJAM

36 - Straight

Yorkshire, United Kingdom

Jan 15, 2016 22:34

I enjoy drawing, reading and rice cause it knows when to shut the **** up. Most of my time is spent ushering asian s*x slaves over the border, fun gals shame really. I also shove a few water balloons of crack up some of their a***s so I have plenty of funds for romantic dates, like movies or paying bums to fight for us. If we were to get together we'd have to go back to your place, the dugong's in my basement kill the mood, cute though. I like my women like my women to be slim, hairless, small boobs pretty much as close to a 15 year old boy as possible, cause I can't have 15 year old boys it's a sin and God will be angry, apparantly it's ok if ur a priest though, the good holy deed must cancel it out, but they wouldn't take me into the clery on account of the genetic experiments. I wasn't playing God I wanted a orangutang butler with a cute cat face and pert breasts,****. Anyway apart from laughing at fat people falling am free most of week, so look forward to hearing from you and stay black x

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