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LORD_DOOFUS

49 - Straight

London, United Kingdom

Apr 11, 2016 20:12

Musician (Bass Guitar & Electric Double Bass), Web Designer, Photographer, Curry Enthusiast.

I'm a movie/music nerd with a passion for the internet and all it's stupendous wonders. I'm a big guy with a shaved head (as you can see in ze picture), several large tattoos and despite appearing quite intimidating in the flesh I'm actually a big teddy bear. On my profile it says my age is 40 and while this is an accurate indication of how long I've been breathing it isn't really a reflection of me as a person: I have no kids (an I'm not going to have any), no ex wives and no baggage (except actual baggage but there's only one suitcase!). I like sleeping in when I can, loafing about when not working (oh yes, I have a job!), going to the cinema, crap food, cop shows on TV, going to gigs, playing my bass, building websites, taking photos (haven't done as much of this as I should recently...) and generally not taking life too seriously.

Giver of great hugs, maker of world class tea, cuddle accessory, sofa buddy, attentive, generous, kind and possibly the last of the gentlemen (who's not being hipster ironic with a silly 'tache, tweed jacket and penny farthing), slightly scruffy around the edges, gadget obsessed, somewhat submissive and very good at putting off unwanted advances in clubs by standing next to you.

I like funny, silly, smart and preferably very k***y/open minded girls with a bossy alpha streak who like their guys big, loyal, not jealous and focused on your happy (I may have just described myself as a golden retriever...). If any of the following applies to you:

- nerdy
- pale
- have tattoos
- a sense of humour
- a cineworld card
- an accent (I have a soft spot for Aussie girls and East European accents)
- own some louboutin shoes (or would like some)
- know what cuckolding means and it's something you want to do
- happily on the sl**ty side

Then feel free to drop me a line

Jack

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