Sorry to list, but hope that the below is a representative snapshot of my likes/dislikes, which combined with my photos will give you an idea of who you're looking at... probably

F*CKING LOVE...
51.17% of humanity (percentage decreases by the day), tact, George Carlin, Wit, Music - - playing / listening / creating - especially live - rock / metal / indie / Soul / DnB / Hip Hop / Jazz / Blues - as long as it has soul and integrity - White Zombie, Nirvana, TOOL, Pharrell Williams, Marvin Gaye, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Procul Harum, Depeche Mode, Blur, The Jesus Lizard, Jeff Buckley, Kyuss, QOTSA, REVCO, The Cure, Air, Death in Vegas, PRIMUS, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Ministry, John Lennon, Sonic youth, New model Army - JUST TOOOO MANY TO LIST!! Bill Hicks, Frankie Boyle, Nice people, Cooking / Come Dine with Me / Good food across the board - spicier the better ;p, Charlie Brooker, drinking, sorry but smoking, s*x, smoking after s*x (what cigarettes were made for), Dogs, Practical Jokes - where the money is AT!!, Alan Partridge, animals, Anonymous (internet hacktivist dudes), Henry Rollins, Air (band), Air (to breathe), spicy food (spicier the better), curry, girls who aren't against using the word c*nt for emphasis, Decent tattoos on men and women (still a tatvirgin at the moment and trying to design my own), Sonic Youth, crude but amazingly sharp jokes, films - open minded film buff, the countryside, the coast, animals, adventures, travelling, Decent tattoos, design, art, empathy, love, peace, understanding, Bob Ross, intelligence, tact, Documentaries, Breaking bad, Eminem, the night sky (literally as well as the programme with Patrick Moore) and lots of other stuff. The best things in life really are free - especially with Utorrent®

F*CKING HATE...
Dating websites, apathy, racism, arrogance, Piers Morgan, Bad Manners, unecessary txt speak, 48.83% of humanity, chavs, pretentiousness, arrogance, racism, small mindedness, girls that spit, boys that spit, Piers Morgan, organised religion, 88.91% of politicians, 74.7% of football players, EDL, BNP, Queue jumping b*stards, drivers that wear hoods - wtf?!, Piers Morgan, Animal / Child - in fact - all abuse, bullies and macho men, politicians (they make my piss boil), insurance companies, chips on shoulders, that f*cking tw*t on the Go Compare advert and peruvian pipe bands.