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JONNY_FIVE

43 - Straight

West Midlands, United Kingdom

Nov 22, 2013 15:49

I'm better at writing cute analogies and snippets of lyrics than cliched quirks on a dating website, but here I am. Procrastination is getting the better of me... I'm pretty open minded, liberal and as with the human soul / robot soul in the animatrix (watch it if you haven't) - where intuition, curiosity and mutual experience transcend intelligence and personal taste - I interact without prejudice, - so yeah - 'thought i'd point that out'.

Sorry to list, but hope that the below is a representative snapshot of my likes/dislikes, which combined with my photos will give you an idea of who you're looking at... probably

F*CKING LOVE...

51.17% of humanity (percentage decreases by the day), tact, George Carlin, Wit, Music - - playing / listening / creating - especially live - rock / metal / indie / Soul / DnB / Hip Hop / Jazz / Blues - as long as it has soul and integrity - White Zombie, Nirvana, TOOL, Pharrell Williams, Marvin Gaye, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Procul Harum, Depeche Mode, Blur, The Jesus Lizard, Jeff Buckley, Kyuss, QOTSA, REVCO, The Cure, Air, Death in Vegas, PRIMUS, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Ministry, John Lennon, Sonic youth, New model Army - JUST TOOOO MANY TO LIST!! Bill Hicks, Frankie Boyle, Nice people, Cooking / Come Dine with Me / Good food across the board - spicier the better ;p, Charlie Brooker, drinking, sorry but smoking, s*x, smoking after s*x (what cigarettes were made for), Dogs, Practical Jokes - where the money is AT!!, Alan Partridge, animals, Anonymous (internet hacktivist dudes), Henry Rollins, Air (band), Air (to breathe), spicy food (spicier the better), curry, girls who aren't against using the word c*nt for emphasis, Decent tattoos on men and women (still a tatvirgin at the moment and trying to design my own), Sonic Youth, crude but amazingly sharp jokes, films - open minded film buff, the countryside, the coast, animals, adventures, travelling, Decent tattoos, design, art, empathy, love, peace, understanding, Bob Ross, intelligence, tact, Documentaries, Breaking bad, Eminem, the night sky (literally as well as the programme with Patrick Moore) and lots of other stuff. The best things in life really are free - especially with Utorrent® . Feistiness, intelligence and last but not least....... seeing two w**kers at the side of the road arguing over who is more of a c*nt because they've both driven like c*nts and annoyed each other - I equally hate that because of what it means... Anyway... unplanned trips out to nowhere, pubs, zoos and lots of other things, and travelling.. but who doesn't!?

F*CKING HATE...

Dating websites, apathy, racism, arrogance, Piers Morgan, Bad Manners, unecessary txt speak, 48.83% of humanity, chavs, pretentiousness, arrogance, racism, small mindedness, girls that spit, boys that spit, Piers Morgan, organised religion, 88.91% of politicians, 74.7% of football players, EDL, BNP, Queue jumping b*stards, drivers that wear hoods - wtf?!, Piers Morgan, Animal / Child - in fact - all abuse, bullies and macho men, politicians (they make my piss boil), insurance companies, chips on shoulders, that f*cking tw*t on the Go Compare advert and peruvian pipe bands.

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