Yo! My name is Paul Munkus and I currently reside in the sunny seaside town of Weymouth, where I work in a gift shop. I'm a fun, easy going, caring, really funny guy (honest!). I've got my own teeth and a full head (and sometimes face) of hair. I like going to the beach, drinking cider, eating cheese cheese, playing pirate golf and generally socialising and being cool and stuff.
I like to think I don't look my age (I certainly don't act it!) and get on with anybody... as long as you're one of them people that needs to big themselves up all the time and boast a lot like you've got something to prove... No need for any of that I don't think.
TV: Awesome shows like Breaking Bad, Fringe, X Files, Firefly, Dexter, Quantum Leap, Farscape and the original X-Men cartoons! Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Big Bang Theory as well.
Film: Terminator 2, Bill and Ted, Alien seies, the new Marvel films, the old classic 80's films like Batman, Robocop, Total Recall, Fright Night, Evil Dead... BOYCOTT THE RAMAKES! In Bruges, J Horror, the Machine Girl, Tokyo Gore Police, Helldriver, SHAOLIN SOCCER and s**t like that.....
I do not like X-Factor, Britain's got talent or any manufactured fake reality TV programs (except maybe Beauty and the Geek... that was ok. Oh, and Come Dine with Me) To be fair I don't even own a telly at the moment there's just so much crap on not worth watching. Football is also bent!
Anyyyaaaaayyyy I'm looking for somebody cool, silly and easy going to chat and spend time with and maybe strike up a relationship if the right person comes along. If not, then I'm all for meeting new friends just as much!! Be prepared for silly and sarcastic humour with lots of weird noises.
I have a stammer. Not a really bad one but it's still a pain in the ass sometimes. Especially when I'm anxious, hungover, upset or really excited! Because of this I have developed this annoying mannerism of acting out stuff that I'm saying with my hands... not everything but still enough to notice it. haha
5 Random facts about me:
1. I own over 20 pairs of shoes for some reason
2. My own name is one of the main words I have trouble saying with my stammer
3. I have no big toenails
4. I cannot stand football!! Overpaid w**kers!!
5. My ear plug got ripped out on a boozy night, and I didn't realise till the next afternoon when I looked in the mirror and my ear lobe was hanging off...
That'll do for now I think. Peace and f**king. Believe.
