Ok.... so me then. Um, well....
I am a professional mysterious person, my head is on upside-down. And I wear glasses. I play bass... I have very useful fingers. I am good at remembering the most stupid facts about music, even about bands and music I don't like. I am like a music google sometimes.
Quite old fashioned when it comes to dating, I like to treat a lady as a lady, I am a door opening, seat pulling out kinda guy. Sometimes I feel that this century was the wrong one for me....? Apart from the music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Making music.
s*x.
Listening to music.
s*x.
Going to watch music.
Why are my two cats staring at me like that?
s*x.
Did I leave the oven on?
s*x.
Did I mention s*x enough or too much in this profile?
I do like a girl with CURVES if I am honest! Sorry skinny girls!
To paraphrase the words of Sir Mix-A-Lot (and I DO NOT like his music) "I like big butts and I can't deny."
My other likes:
Books - 1984 by George Orwell is my personal favourite. Dracula and Frankenstein are two I always go back to, I wrote an essay on both back doing A-levels and have been hooked since.
Films - Mainly horror, any horror, and comedy. I'll pretty much watch anything apart from rom coms and chick flicks, but I am a bloke and that's only fair really, i am not the target audience for that.
Theatre - Shakespeare fan. A Midsummer Nights Dream is amazing, I never tire of it. Otherwise not so much a theatre buff, I mainly visit them for live comedy.
Music - Underground metal mainly (the kind of stuff that most people have never heard of), some bleepy stuff. And chilled out wibbly stuff. See my list here for more detail.
Food - Pretty much anything. I can cook some mean Thai.
So message me back if you like this.... or don't, but you're missing out.