Me:
Half man, half alien. Originally from Planet Zorch but I now live on Earth as the gravitational force is less, enabling an exercise habit of 4 or 5 times per week.
Earth has provided me with professional qualifications, self employment and a wonderful daughter in the early stages of Earth’s educational system.
There are only positive attitudes on Zorch and no snobs, racists or politicos; an ethos I have brought to your planet to be reciprocated with all earthlings.
Drugs are non existent on Zorch, however your distilled grain spirit flavoured with, inter alia, juniper, (yes Latin is studied on Zorch), is a welcome accompaniment to basking in filtered non-ionising radiation.
Zorch roots music has been compared to non-mainstream, alternative, rock, blues, rockin, guitar based music with a slap bass on Earth.
You:
Tellurian, replicant, xenomorph or hybrid are all acceptable forms.
Intelligence - pre-programmed preferred but erudite behaviour is compliant with specification requirements.
Calorific equilibrium is a prerequisite. For exceptional applicants, aggregated Earth orbits of your local star will be considered as mitigation, to a limited threshold.
Communication ends. Engage warp drive to re-establish interstellar connection.
