Funny, fun loving, smart... Yup it's another one if those profiles that you've read all the clichés before. So, here's something a little different.
Wink me if shy or "traditional' and I'll message you. If I wink you then either wink back or message.
I'm fussy when it comes to choosing a partner. You must fit the following criteria:
1. Aged between 35 and 85
2. Have 10 toes
3. Have brown, black, blonde, grey or ginger hair (no hair is also considered)
5. Have eyes
6. Aha, now you've just noticed there's no number 4
7. now you are giggling to yourself
Did it work? Message me.
