I fart rainbows and poop butterflies. Sarcasm, that s**t runs heavy in my blood. I'm over weight, not skinny. I eat meat. Stars make me happy. My favorite weather is during a hurricane at dusk. I like makeup, I like camping too, and will still find time to touch up my eyeliner during a five mile hike to the camp site. I hate yoga, but, because I'm old, I am thinking about joining yoga classes to help me stretch my limbs.