Former paramedic. Aspiring s**tty comedian. Dark humor borderline offensive, morbid & twisted. Dog and cat dad. Lover of oddities and the macabre. Lover of film. Confused about people; do I love them or do I hate them? Atheist. Libtard. Music tastes = Punk, goth, synth, new wave, metal & Barry Manilow. Don’t really want to date. I just like partaking in libations and signing up to dating sites that I’m unlikely to use or respond to. Loneliness is a bitch.