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SWEDE

50 - Straight

Greater Manchester, United Kingdom

Oct 29, 2023 16:36

Monacled, Gentleman Retiree, seeks tattooed, pierced midget amputee for a land of the giants reenactment.

PRO's

Foot rub Intercontinental champion🏆

Radiator levels of cuddling warmth emitted 24h daily.

I very rarely fart 😜


Con's

Pretty much an all round f**king idiot with a halfwitted, oafish charm.

I'm loud as f**k.

Riddled with Arthritis.

Cauliflower ears,

I will jump scare you on a regular basis.

🤔 Well I sold that I think

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