AltScene

SWEDE

49 - Straight

Greater Manchester, United Kingdom

Oct 29, 2023 16:36

Monacled, Gentleman Retiree, seeks tattooed, pierced midget amputee for a land of the giants reenactment.

PRO's

Foot rub Intercontinental champion🏆

Radiator levels of cuddling warmth emitted 24h daily.

I very rarely fart 😜


Con's

Pretty much an all round f**king idiot with a halfwitted, oafish charm.

I'm loud as f**k.

Riddled with Arthritis.

Cauliflower ears,

I will jump scare you on a regular basis.

🤔 Well I sold that I think

NEARBY USERS

C1gsafters*xx

Age: 19 / bi

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

jakyowtf

Age: 33 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

CapnHammered

Age: 34 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

StreetCarp

Age: 37 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

pittazz84

Age: 41 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

Dinosaurjazzband

Age: 38 / bi

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

Doomed

Age: 30 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

alcazaba

Age: 41 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

Pauham11

Age: 29 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

Keld

Age: 42 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

Jondular

Age: 61 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom

Ltd89

Age: 36 / straight

Greater Manchester
United Kingdom