Yes, my name is Fred.
I am a witch. Not religiously affiliated.
Halloween is everyday!
I know Weird Al's The Saga Begins by heart.
If you don't like lighthouses, you suck.
I dont like dogs. Not even a little bit. I don't care how cute, fluffy, or how much of a big baby it is, I won't like your dog. Sorry, not sorry.
On the whole Candy Corn debate: I'm Switzerland. (Those mellowcreme pumpkins are the bomb though)
For fun I like to go to the movies, game, sit on the beach at night, read, and dance.