I am a feisty, bubbly, quirky, little-too-honest, warped/dark humoured, comic-loving, blue-haired, pierced metal-head Taff living in Newcastle-Under-Lyme, Staffordshire.
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I love tattoos, piercings, nerdy conversations about music (particularly thrash, hard rock, melo-death), cult telly, retro-charm and history, and going to gigs.
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I share my life with a feisty, young lass who is a little too much of a chip off the old block, keeps me on my toes and very active - well played, karma, well played.
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I also get a tad obsessive about quirky collections - the Rubber Ducks have taken over the bathroom and my Bad Taste Bears were the reason I moved house, filthy little beggars.
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Now the unpopular bit but being the brutally-honest person I am, I'm going to lay it out to avoid potential awkwardness/wasting time for everyone...
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For intensely personal reasons, I dislike smoking with a passion and so will absolutely not date a smoker (and is main reason for veto on here), and due to severe travel/ time restraints with work, parenting and being a carer, I'd prefer to date someone very close to Newcastle-Under-Lyme/Stoke.
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Also, due to my incredibly sensitive skin and sensory issues, stubble/beards are completely out too (the contact rash it gives me is intensely uncomfortable)And I like to get to know people on here a bit before trading numbers - ''why the rush?''
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Oh, and the real big one, the deal breaker, the one that has them running - I love Marmite.
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Heavily into my Metal & gigs: Arch Enemy, Black Sabbath, Black Stone Cherry, Carcass, Children of Bodom, Clutch, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Korn, Lamb of God, Machine Head, Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad
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If you're good with all the above and like what you read, drop us a line.
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PS - congratulations for making it all the way to the bottom and through all the waffle I put not knowing what to write. Or Cull. Passphrase to get past the dreaded 'Hello' as that first one can be the hardest - "and that's how you get ants" (and kudos if you know what that is from, and more so if you love it as much as I do). And tell me something you think we have in common - I'm fielding questions all day from a young kid so please help a lass out with asking you the right ones