Just a word of caveat I worked 20 years in a casino and believe me I've met every type of con artist, manipulate and dodge ever invented, I can smell deception before you even think of deceiving me, don't try to play me, I'll turn the poker tables on you when you least expect β£
if you're genuine then we won't have any problem πΉ
Finding a genuine person on here is like finding unicorn s**te First things last; If you're a foreigner wanting British Passport or money for sick elderly non existent family then ΟΒ₯Β’^Β° off π© Chilled Solitaire, dark humoured and rapier wit. I'm a real bargain pmsl xx NO allergies, I thought I would add that as it seems to be a serious issue these days.
Don't ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Fanx π© Currently reading some of The Marquis de Sade stuff....well he was quite a character π·
I don't look for a soulmate anymore, realised it's just fantasy. I got over the tooth fairy being a blag so I expect I'll get over "true love" being bollocks. But I'm ok. π
I'm a real softy lots of hugs and cuddles π
Loyalty mandatory and being able to make a campfire will be great. Other than that It's you as a person that counts.....
Love outdoors and cozy fires, candles, horror and cooking real food NO drama NO lies just happyness π Alternative art is fun, the last tw@t that betrayed me got a lifesize drawing of himself..........a chalk outline...πjust kidding...they didn't find the body π¬
Anyone want to come for a midnight stroll πSeriously if you need an honest and faithfull soulmate, I'm here, warm an loving, love life and nature and walking in woodlands, camping and travelling, so now it's up to you, I know your out there special man π©
I like making inspiration cookies, they're like fortune cookies except they contain my own words of inspiration, I make animals out of pebbles and driftwood or anything else that nature brings me, I'll be out collecting pinecones soon, folk love my mini Christmas trees I make from them..π The moon is my light and love to walk at night π
Edgar Allen Poe π―
I'm half Scandnavan half Northern British, macabre and love the dark moorlands. Not described as normal, I'm a bit sinister, If that hasn't put you off then I don't know what will π©
There's some real sanctimonious tossers on here, Molly coddled mummy boys.Don'r message me claiming manic depression, it is an excuse for deluded behaviour whilst we all go a little mad sometimes ( Norman Bates) Psycho, you still have to take responsibility.
If you're over 49 stay in yr coffin if you consider yourself good looking don't: message me, vanity and disloyalty fuel each other. In the meantime I'll be in the cellar reading a very dark twisted tale of horror. π
I make massage oils they lift you up when you feel down π In a relationship I really need to know I can be myself ,π that"s important, never take someone for granted they may just vanish one day. And just like in the genie lamp "be careful what you wish for" β‘β‘Marquis de Sade ha ha ha π©xx
Favourite boardgames Colditz and cluedo π² π² π²
Be nice to meet someone who gets me π€π
Music to me is nostalga and is my passion πΌπΌπΆπΆπΉxxxxxπΌ
