I'm a realist but not quite a narcissist. I'm just a guy with some cats and a dark(but decent) sense of humor.
I have enough hobbies for 3 people. I'm a professional but I act like I never stopped being a dirtbag kid sometimes. Driven but lazy.
Hardcore nerd into so many things, just ask.
Also straight edge but I really don't care if you're into drinking or weed. Seriously, I don't mind.
Big tiddy goth gf plz apply within.