((In the CLE., 5’11”, curvy, non smoker, social drinker, 420 OK))
Red heart, black soul
Vegetarian
Tattoos
Dive/biker/punk bars (and the occasional dance club)
Really witty & kinda sh*tty
Wildly independent
Dark
Wanderlust (my bucket list is OOC!)
Rock n roll
Sometimes lazy
Sports 👎
Not fancy
Weird
Doesn't tolerate goons
Model citizen; zero discipline
No physical baggage (kids/crazy ex's)
Wonderful
Occasional OCS
INTJ/Ravenclaw/Acts of Service/Enneagram 5 (for you quiz people)
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Biologist: Wildlife Conservation/Education
Online ESL Teacher
Coffee Sling
Weekend Warrior
Fangirl
Jazzercise (like from the 80s)
Photog.
Icy music; holding up the low end
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BOOKS: Musician autobios, bios abt. LA & NYC music scenes, anything about human nature/psychology, conspiracy theories, cult, oddities, music mags, nature mags
MOVIES: Heavy Metal Parking Lot!, All Wes Anderson, David Lynch, Saturday Night Fever, Los Banditos del Satan (on the road with Mayhem), Dazed and Confused, Anchorman, Star Wars (IV and beyond), Valley Girl, The Lost Boys, Pleasantville, Harry Potter, LOTR, The Last Unicorn, The Neverending Story, Secret of Nimh, The Lion King, The Hobbit (animated version), Pirates of the Caribbean, Indiana Jones, The Big Lebowski, Black Snake Moan, Blood Diner, The Warriors, Austin Powers, Spinal Tap, River's Edge, Buffalo 66, Cafe Flesh, Reservoir Dogs, Moulin Rouge, Born Free, Mean Girls, Grease, and pretty much any doc/rockumentary…
SHOWS: Ink Master, Arrested Development, That Metal Show, old Headbangers Ball eps., Rock of Love, Twin Peaks, Stranger Things, Soul Train, The Monkees, Always Sunny, Star Trek (original series), Once Upon a Time, Family Guy, Sons of Anarchy, The Wonder Years, That 70's Show, The Inbetweeners, Big Bang Theory, Friends, SNL, Tim and Eric, OITNB, Todd Margaret, Kimmy Schmidt, Cosmos, Nature, NOVA, Narcos, Shameless, RHOBH, Game of Thrones, Vikings, Schitt's Creek, Portlandia, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Office, Jimmy Fallon, vintage game shows and sit coms. etc...
FUNNY: Carlin, Pryor, Gallagher, Silverman, Galifianakis, Ferrell, Fey, Schumer, Rock, Chapelle, Hart, Carson, Brooks, Anderson, Handler, Wiig, Notaro, Radner, Cosby (I KNOW! I KNOW! He was funny tho), Belushi, Bee, Harvey, Mac, Cross, Black, Maron, Gaffigan, Foxx, et al.
MUSIC: Grunge/alt. Hard rock/heavy metal. Classic Rock. Black metal (TNBM!). Punk. Glam. Shoegazer. Goth/industrial. Yacht rock/adult contemporary. Disco. Old school indie/college. Swampy blues. Classic crooners.
FOOD: Pizza! Burritos! Avocado toast & Frosted Flakes! I am an ovo-lacto vegetarian (google it). I do not like tomatoes, artichoke, or olives. I hate grocery shopping, but I do it anyway. I've spent all of my adult life training myself to not eat an entire bag of Doritos in one sitting.
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BONUS if you are...
Tall AND you have really great hair. I love really great hair. If you think that's shallow then you obviously don't have really great hair.
You possess a well manicured beard & are tattooed.
Any combination of the above.
For a first date to go well... we MUST vibe on at least musical taste, politics, and humor.
**Will travel (within reason) to meet.**
PS: F*CK TRUMP 🖕
