Who are you and what are you doing here??!! State your intentions now or I shall be forced to eliminate you right where you stand!!! You have 10 seconds to comply! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!........Oh you're still here??? Ugh, fine I guess you can stay.......just don't break anything!
So um.......hello fellow human. I'm a brutally honest, sarcastic, cynical, swearing, useless fact spouting, fashion-challenged, mentally screwed up, engineering obsessed, hopelessly romantic, extremely introverted, intellectual, lonely loser. I love Heavy Metal, Rock, Concerts, Marvel Movies; Rockstar, Bethesda, Racing, and Indie games; Pizza, Red Bull, Formula 1, IndyCar, MotoGP, and Motorsports in general. I also love engineering, especially when it involves fast cars. I consider myself to be a professional headbanger, as I frequently impress the masses at concerts with my skills. I love having deep, intellectual conversation about all manner of subjects, especially scientific ones. Want to know a completely random and useless fact?? I have an infinite supply!!! I also love to make people laugh and will go to great lengths to do so. Witty and clever humor is the best kind of humor!!! And yes I'm a hopeless romantic who loves to cuddle and be affectionate, and I'm not sorry about it. Okay in reality though I don't have many friends and I'm hoping to meet some like minded people with similar interests on here. Want to know anything else? Go right ahead and message me. I'm terrible at talking about myself, so I promise there's far more to me than this stupid profile.
Okay now you seriously have to leave, or I will actually be forced to destroy you