Singer, Artist, Chef, Writer, Tarot Reader, s*xy Beast. Just so you know, I'm a very awkward person, socially and otherwise, so just keep that in mind while watching me fumble around, trying (and failing) to act like a normal human being
. I'm Pansexual, but that wasn't on the list of sexualities on here, so I put Bi. Even though I'm attracted to men, I'm still rather awkward around them so I tend to avoid them. I'm not very good with emotions. I'm the type of person who's ruled by logic and reason. If you need someone to talk or vent to, I'm your guy, but expect me to respond with a logical solution to your problems. If you're the type of person who is more helped by emotional support than logical solutions, let me know and I'll try my best. I love to help and be there for other people, but my awkwardness tends to get in the way of that a lot. I enjoy anime, movies, reading, super hero movies/shows/anime. I'm a huge Harry Potter and LOTR fan. I'm a big horror junkie. The more f**ked up and gorey something is, the more I love it. I also love video games and I plan on being a Twitch streamer someday. I'm going back to school in the fall for a Culinary Arts degree. When you first send me a message, say the pass-phrase "The walrus meows at midnight." By saying that, I will know that you read my profile. If you don't say that phrase in your first message, I may or may not reply, but it depends on how interesting I find you. I made his profile in one large block of text to see if anyone will read it, which will show me who is actually interested in who I am or not. Ladies, I would be honored if you use this strategy on your profile so you can weed out who's a f**kboy and who is actually interested in you. I'm a rather blunt and honest person with a dry and sarcastic sense of humor, and I love to make other people laugh, although my sense of humor also tends to be messed up, twisted, and dark at times. What I look for in a lady is one who's intelligent, funny, vulgar, twisted, dirty minded, and swears like a drunken sailor. I love to sing and I love every kind of music you can imagine from Trip Hop to Rock to Kpop to Enka to Jazz. I can't think of much more to say, so I guess I'll end it here. I very much hope to hear from you soon.Here's a song quote from my favorite band:
"You want one true lover with a thousand kisses
You want soft and gentle and never vicious
And then one you're saving for a rainy day
If your lover ever takes her love away"
- "Three Wishes" The Pierces
