Nutty pagan scots chef,enjoying life for what it is,got a warped humor outlook and a mouth that runs away with me at times.Love the underground part of Edinburgh and Paris catacoumbs all that past history tells a story of people.
Got ink and had some removed, pierced and got stuck with an ex gf through my tounge piercing, also had a fish bite one of my nipple rings off thank smeg the ball was loose lol they sayJesus walked on water I frikkin ran, Im not staying in the water in the Atlantic with blood around me when theres great white, tiger and hammer head shark around pmsfl
Lived in many parts of the world over the years and loved it from South Africa to Norway, Falkland Ils to Canada, Love Venice,so much to see and do each time I go.Chef now for some 30 odd (and I do mean odd) .Had two minor strokes these past couple of years but Im a stubbon git and wont give in until Death comes knocking lol.Got a fair whack of friends on this planet and always welcome more .Silent at first but once I get to know you shutting me up is a problem,and putting your hand over my mouth will only get it licked, and thats just the start lol.....be warned
I have my take on life and its a wee bit sick and twisted to say the least, Im not normal to say the least, Im far from vanilla .
Im exmilitary 13 years RAF loved my time in there mind you even they thought I was batty and no mistake.
Watch out once I know you you might get licked or bitten ,perchance a wee nibble but its all in good fun,
Bit of a game head love WoW , Hitman ,Runescape ,Diablo etc.
My music taste depends on my mood.
Been doing martial arts since 9 years old,(judo,4 styles of karate,kung fu, kick boxing,aikido, ju jitsu, tai jutsu , ninjutsu and different weapons)
My trusted sidekick Angus the haggis has been with me since I was 12 and hes as squirrel poop crazy as I am.
