Good evening, ghouls!
So, after a brief stint of necrophilia tied in with a little **** and the occasional offering of cannibalism I grew bored of doing the finer things in life alone and decided I needed a fellow deviant to chase away the Jeovahs witnesses and practise the dark arts. i.e. producing the perfect poached egg.
I have a weird sense of humour, a dash of crudeness, a dash of dark and usually a sh*tton of sarcasm. But hey, we can't take like too seriously. Can we? I'm one of 'those' people who can either turn something really rude or see the darker side to it and laugh about it. Usualy on my own.
I'm a chef by trade but prefer baking, it's science but with cake! I'm usually the one people come to for either Chocolate Concrete or Brownie, sods law as they say. I own and watch probably far too much Horror but then again I have to live in a world of people who enjoy The Jeremy Kyle show. Each to their own?
I hope to hear from you fellow sinners, witches, nudists and trolls. (Can trolls please come without facial hair. Or any hair for that matter..)
