Well!!!!! I guess there's not much to say!!! I'm a single Muslim lady who loves to party!!! I grew up in a wheelybin and ate banana scraps for 23 years (now I can't get enough of'em!!!!!!) I want a man with plenty of money to spoil me rotten. He must live in a castle and/or mansion!! I love a good ***** so I do and I want a man who luvz the same!!!!! I'm a little bit on the gargantuan side and need constant chocolate to keep me satisfied!!!! I'm divorced to an asian man who didn't (or should I say couldn't!) satisfy me in the bedroom!!!!! I like an odd drink (I might even be a raging alcoholic if you can call 93 vodkas a day excessive!!) I'm a little bit of a chainsmoker who smokes around 288 fags a day!!!!!! I don't have any children and I don't want any!!! As you might be able to tell, I love exclamation marks!!!!!! f**k!!! My motto in life is "lookem in the eye and say #YOLO #SWAG!!". My favourite song is "I like it rough" because I truly do!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't emphasise that enough!!! I'm a bit of a reggae, emo, yummy mummy, nerdy popular, overweight, athletic kind of lady who just loves to jig!!! #YOLO. I hope you contact me soon. I'm super hot (although 2in3 people would call me hideous!!!) but I think I'm a pretty lady who just needs expensive make up to look pretty!!! Oh, and before you ask, I work in the nightlife/entertainment industry, although sometimes I work during the day (if you catch my drift!!!) I'm a little bit extremely physcotic so don't get in my way OKAY!!!?? Hehe. I look forward to your messages!! LOL #YOLO #SWAG!!! #DATING #WINNING #DONTGETINTHEWAYOFME #VOTENOFORSCOTTISHINDEPENDENCE. LOL
