Hello, or as they say in Klingon "Hello". I don't speak Klingon. To be honest if it wasn't for the knew Star Trek films I'm not convinced I would be able to point out a Klingon in a line up. Not that I have been in a line up. I have been arrested twice though, once for indecent exposure and once because of something else that I don't want to say on here but in rhymes with notweed. The incident exposure was I had a wee outside in Glasgow when I was 16. I was de-arrested both times, this is where your tax money is going people. That sounded a bit political, but my mums Irish and my Dad's Scottish so I'm actually just a wee bit thrifty. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing right with that mind, but right isn't always attractive. Any way, back to hello. Hello, my name is Blair, I am autistic, mildly, but still. It's a a bit of fad right now, kind of like being Bi when you're a teenager, but this is something I live with everyday and to be quite honest it can mean that I can be elated at times which I don't always deal with well, I went on a date for example a few weeks ago (don't hate the player) and I told her I loved her on the first date. What I meant was I loved the situation we were in, I did, good music, good beer, all good. It may of come out as "I love you" though. You can't take that back. I tried. I love music, though on this site that's like walking around sucking in air going "f**k me, this is good what is this? brethan, breeethit....breathing, ohhhh, no I really like it". So we've covered hello, and now music. Well I don't want to give too much about myself away, so we'll leave it at that. I live in Northampton but I'm willing to travel if you're funny, if not, no chance.