with that being said here is some sh*t about me you probably wont read but hey, i have faith in you.....
1 (children) yes i have a 3 year old and her favorite thing to say is f*** you.... i impregnated someone with s**tty parenting skills. IT HAPPENS...
2 (am i a criminal?) just because dress like a dr Seuss character and have a sh*t load of tattoos don't mean im "gangsta" ... don't get me wrong i can get gutter when i need to.. but it is all pure coincidence.... however i did make the awesome choice of getting behind the wheel of a car drunk one night.. now fines, fees, court cost, and lawyers are raping me! ..... lawyers are really into anal.....
3 (location) i have my search settings on "anything" that means i can view you even if you live on mars... if you are truly interested in meeting someone it should not matter how far away they are... that's why they make plains, trains, and cars don't be lazy!...whats the rush?.. if you are on this site trying to meet people after the first 10 minutes of talking to them i give you like 2 weeks to live.....
4 ( food ) absolutely love it!!! in fact i was quite the fatty! tell i got sick went to the hospital and learned that i was a type 1 diabetic. its all fun and games and being a fat f**k till someone gets diabetes!!! ...
5 (what kinda music am i into) i like literally anything that sounds good to me. bang some pots and pans together if it has a good rhythm i am jammin that s**t!
6 ( sports?) i could give a sh*t less about them....i am not one of them douche bags that eats and breaths sports. and knows the name of every player on the team.i have better sh*t to do with my life ..while all of you were watching the super bowl i was watching pee wees big adventure..i guess pee wee just happen to be on tv at the time...
7 (attraction ) the female body is the most beautiful thing in the world to me specially if its all natural. ill take stretch marks and baby fat over that fake sh*t any day. true beauty lies within flaws and imperfections if you don't have a scar , scratch, wrinkle, or blemish THEN YOU MY FRIEND! are a F***ing robot!
8 (struggles and issues) i have had my share of struggle but why put my personal problems out there so someone can judge me based solely upon that? i noticed some profiles that are 90% about someones "personal issues" sorry lady but how can someone that don't know you give a s**t??? if someone sends you a message out of nowhere acting like they care about your problems its probably because you have big t*ts...
9 (turn ons ) you probably think i am weird already, no sense in making it worse.....
10(turn offs) women that flash money on there profiles. what are you like 12??? i get it! its the most money you ever had in your life! take a picture to remember the moment because you will be back to eating ramen noodles for dinner in no time
real money goes in the bank not in a photo album grow up... rappers don't even do that sh*t anymore...im not sure what else to say ...
