Cutting straight to the chase, I'm looking for someone I can simply enjoy the company of. Friend or more, I don't care, really. I prefer relaxed, open relationships, but am willing to work around that for anyone worth the effort. Please, be worth the effort.

Please, talk to me. Not just "Hey". f**k that. I mean let's start this off the same way the hobbits started the journey to destroy the One Ring. With fireworks and a disappearing act.