I'm a generous guy, I like to give and share and stuff, but if I give you Haribo, you're special. If I give you Haribo jelly babies, I may as well be on my knee with a diamond ring. They're mine.
Now, about me. This is always awkward - I'm the person I know the least about... Well, if you put a bag on my head, I'd say I'm pretty attractive. All good below the neck, not so much above it... Like to think I'm a nice guy, albeit too soft at times, and I make people laugh often - usually at my own expense, but if you can't make yourself laugh, how can you make anybody laugh?
I'm more than happy to pick up a spider when it crawls into your bath and throw it outside, and I'm told I give one amazing massage, if you'd be interested in one.
Oh and don't worry - I don't speak how I write. My writing has to be perfect, thanks to the "glorious" education I had. You'd be surprised to hear me after reading this.
So if you've read this far, congratulations - you know how to read! Also, thank you for actually giving a fudge. Send me a message if you're interested - as a friend or otherwise - and I'll be sure to reply. My mailbox has developed cobwebs.
