My self-summary
It's taken me a while to getting round to filling this in. Apologies if I messaged you before, you looked at my profile and then decided I was probably a total creeper because I didn't have an actual profile. I realize this made me look like I was just on here to perv. I'm not *just* on here to perv. I'm on here to chat to people too
pervy people, preferably.As you all know, this is a woefully difficult section to fill out so for now, I'm just going to list a bunch of random facts about myself and append it as and when I can think of things to add!
* I'm South African;
* I play drums (badly, but I put on a damn good show);
* I collect vintage clothing;
* I enjoy **** (More details if you send me an inquisitive email);
* I once enjoyed the carefree lifestyle of a London squat punk;
* My favourite colour is green;
* My favourite animals are rats;
* I'm not really into sports but I love roller derby and rugby;
* I collect music on vinyl;
* I have been skateboarding for about 12 years;
* I have never broken a bone in my life;
* I like dancing but I'm not very good. It's more about having fun though;
* I don't use Facebook. I did until recently. My productivity has trebled.
* I have recently started painting my toenails (well, I get girls to do it for me)
So anyway, I'm a fun guy, charming, witty and with a really good sense of humour that tends towards the dark side. I mean my sense of humour, not me. I don't worship Satan or anything like that. I mean I like to make hideously inappropriate jokes. Please feel free to get in touch if you know any such jokes!
What I’m doing with my life
Studying computer science at Reading university. When I'm done I'd like to work in the broad field of data management - I love data, it's the backbone of pretty much everything we do nowadays and I want to be a part of it!
I’m really good at
Mid-laning with Wukong... Unless it's against Katarina. I hate that bitch (I play League of Legends).
Buying presents.
Making pancakes.
Putting the needle onto the record just before the start of the song I want to listen to.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm extremely loud! VERY VERY LOUD. Quite often the first thing that people point out about me is that I have a really creepy laugh. I like it that way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite book ever is Portnoy's Complaint by Dr. Philip Roth. I like to be amused, so I enjoy reading comedy type books. I've also recently been reading The Code Book by Simon Singh. It's incredibly interesting and tells the history of cryptography whilst also explaining how some of the worlds most famous ciphers work!
I love comedy and horror movies. Comedy horrors are fantastic. My favourite film of all time ever is Withnail and I. I once got a whole bunch of popcorn and cups thrown at me when I went to a special screening of it at a cinema in Reading due to the fact that I was being a bit loud...
We're in more or less the same kinda realm with TV shows. I love quirky comedies like Community, New Girl, Suburgatory, Freaks and Geeks, Party Down and so on and so forth. I also massively love The Walking Dead. Monty Python's Flying Circus. The Aquabats Super Show. Dr Katz. Home Movies. I love cartoons too!
Music gives me greater pleasure than any other thing on earth. I love music from the 50's and 60's more than anything else, but I'm also into punk, goth and a tiny bit of electronic. No dubstep for me thanks. Have been a big psychobilly fan for many years. My favourite band of all time ever is The Cramps and my favourite song is Naked girl falling down the stairs.
I'll eat anything. Steak should be rare, preferably still moo-ing. I'm South African so I love meat and I'm not a HUGE fan of meals that don't have some kind of meat in them. I mean... I'll eat them and probably enjoy them, but I prefer a meal with meat. My favourite flavour of food is Mexican!
Oh look, I've added a category of favourite things.... Video games: As I mentioned before, I play League of Legends. My favourite champions are Wukong, Vladamir (recently), Miss Fortune, Tristana and Ziggs. I favour ranged characters, basically. I'm also into retro gaming and love emulating old consoles on my PC! Super Mario 64 is lush!
And another category, for s**ts and giggles: Tabletop games: I love playing board and card games with my friends! My favourite game is Ticket to Ride and I also love Fluxx, Quarriors, Potions making class, Catan and Dominion. In fact, if you've ever been in a nerdy board game kinda shop, you'll have seen most of the kind of things I like
I'm a tabletop roleplayer too.The six things I could never do without
1. Rockabilly music;
2. My computer;
3. Good food;
4. ***** s*x;
5. My barber;
6. e-commerce.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's inside a girl.
When the hell I'm going to start another band!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking? Dancing? At a gig? On a good Friday night, it's likely to be all three!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a dacryphiliac and I like redheads a bit too much...
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 24–30
Near me
For new friends
You should message me if
You have something interesting or weird to tell me about. Or you want to introduce me to some music or a cool movie. Or you're ***** and you want to play.
