I saw the internet. The whole of it, basically. Memes, vines, Youtube vids - you name it, I saw it.
I've watched an awful lot of amazing TV series, read a ton of great books and spent too much time building houses I couldn't afford in The Sims 4.
BA English philology, ESL teacher-in-training, literature prodigy and IBDP alumni.
Casual Potterhead, Ravenclaw-turned-Slytherin.
I have three residual piercings from my scene days and I plan on keeping them.
Don't bother with small talk - the weather is always ʃaɪt where I live. I need a challenging conversation partner.
I've been crushing on Boyinaband hard, so don't message me if your puns aren't as good as his and you do not pay as much attention to Grice's maxims as he does.
(Ever since I put that here I've been getting many puns as conversation starters, some are really bad, please reevaluate your life)
Also, if you are a creep, I would highly appreciate it if you could abstain from trying me. I WILL post screenshots of creepy pms on reddit. Then someone will make money off of my memoir using these weird computer-generated voice. Do you want this?
