If you're anything like me, then you're probably a man, in which case you shouldn't be looking at me. I'm here looking for a partner in crime, as I'm looking to do over a few petrol stations. I'm a glass half full kinda guy, mainly because I'm very clumsy carrying drinks. I sometimes work hard and play hard, depending on if I've taken a blue pill the night before. I'm also always kind to animals (in front of people)
