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MAGNUMPY

37 - Straight

Texas, United States

Mar 12, 2021 19:04

Hi there, my name is Joe!

I'm 25 and just recently became single. hurry up and take advantage of me while I'm naive and vulnerable! I'm located in Coppell Texas, which is very close to Irving Texas. or just DFW area if you want.

things I enjoy you say? glowing things and blinky lights, video games (Skyrim) music (The Cure) and things which I don't like I absolutely LOVE which makes me quite, well hang on that doesn't make sense so scratch the preceding statement.

I am 5' 11" and do have a bit of a babyface. which makes for an easy laugh when I start dropping F bombs ._.

and I'm left handed, which according to my 1920s reading material means I'm sinistral. imagine that, me sinister. harrumph.

OK here's when I shall tell a story. Once I was at this clinic and one of the nurses (who was admittedly very cute)was trying to take my blood pressure. she was having trouble operating the mechanism by which she was obtaining the measurement, and suddenly she askes me "are you excited?" now I thought she meant that in a general sense, rather than specifically sexually excited. so my reply was simply a somewhat puzzled expression and to say "umm, sure yeh I'm excited!" and give her a high five. she then had a much older nurse come and take my blood pressure. I was very confused at this point, and it wasn't until much later that I realized mu blunder, and how my reaction merely exacerbated the situation. now I simply look back on it and laugh

what else is there to say about me? I have a good sense of humor, am generally amicable and a nice person. I tend to get along with everyone, simply because I hate conflict. music, I like Industrial and Dubstep, but generally anything with a good beat will keep me happy

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