I don't know what to write here, so I will write about how I don't know what to write here.
One day as I was bored and drinking a Guinness, I decided to join an online dating site for "alternative/punk" people. This was a great idea until I was asked to describe myself in 50 characters or more.
I sat for a minute,thought about how to describe myself and realized that in order to describe myself, I'd have to ruin the surprise of who I am and what makes me tick. Therefore, I will leave it to whomever I meet to find out about me.