If you can't take a joke, you should probably leaf now. I've branched out as a comedian a few times. You could say i've got a sense of humor that really grows on you. Wood you care to hear some of my comedy? I promise you'll get the root of all my jokes.
I specialize in occultism and energy manipulation of any form.
I'm an adrenaline addict, the more danger, the more opportunity for fun!
When I'm not breaking computer systems, I'm usually telling people on the phone why their s**t is broken.
I have an awesome voice for punk-pop, however nobody in Santa Barbara listens to punk-pop or punk-rock and it pisses me off.
There's no good gothic hangouts in Santa Barbara, or anything related to the occult what so ever, and it pisses me off even more than the former.
I play video games, I'm an amazing shot with a bow and arrow, and I can throw some mean punches.
My ecig cost me more than my computer screen.
If you like cider of any type, you're now on my list of people to hang out with.
Vodka may taste like gasoline, but it gets the job done.
I've been known to strike at people when I'm blacked out. I can't confirm this because I don't remember.
I somewhat idolize Trevor from GTA 5.
I've been freerunning/parkour(ing) for 16 years in total.
I love watching my co-worker's look of hatred in his eyes after I make a terrible pun.
ANYWAY, if you're a sociopath on the road to being a psychopath, got enough street smarts to not be a complete f**kwit, and can keep up with my level of crazy, congratulations, you've found your future whatever you wanna call me. I'm bored, my steam id is Cortaeali , and my discord is Cortaeali#7347
