I am mainly looking for a friend with an added bonus of s*x. I am in no hurry to try and build a relationship, i have been hurt too many times for that. I am nearly always being funny and i try not to take life so serious when i can. I am very dirty and perverted and my sexuality is the same way. I love music and i like watching new movies. I enjoy video games a lot, but rarely get into many games.
I am very sensitive and i am very dry. I offend easily and accidentally. I am blunt and honest and i expect the same. I consider the lack of truth/keeping information from me the same as lying and this has ruined a lot of relationships. Another relationship ruiner has been drugs. I don't do drugs, i don't drink, and i don't smoke and i prefer the same in a significant other. i like p**n. if you don't, that is a problem. i like s*x a lot. i like blowjobs a lot. i am not into vanilla s*x at all. So if you dont enjoy anal s*x or cum on your face, then i probably won;t be too interested in you. Sadly, i am shallow like that and easily frustrated. I like dining. I love pizza. I love being cute and cuddly. I like being mothered and cared for when i am sick. People describe me as "emo"... i think my style is just simply "alternative". i have tattoos and piercings. i am dirty and naughty. maturity is a plus.
i am in no way an asshole, sadly this is another cause for break ups. I have been told that i am not enough of an asshole by girls who are actually aware that they are attracted to assholes. If you are looking for an asshole, which you most likely are subconsciously, then look elsewhere. People call me an asshole but only jokingly as my sense of humor is very very dry and can be bitter and sarcastic. I understand temptations and desires, all i ask is for honesty. I am very outgoing when i am in the mood. i have few friends, but they are awesome friends. i rarely make enemies or meet anyone that doesn't like me. The only enemies i have don't know me.
i dream of a nice cutesy relationship with a deep dirty s*x life. As that is the best way i can describe myself.
myspace: billybag
AIM: razorsporks
