I am this fiery snail, crawling home.
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I am: a vegetarian, feminist, Zen Buddhist, believer in and practicer of nonviolence. I am a humanist, a poet, an optimist. I practice yoga and breathing exercises. One day I want to have an underground house and a garden of sunflowers.
I have nightmares about airplanes almost every night. When I am awake I tell myself they are just filled with people flying home.
I have a Shih Tzu puppy named Frankenstein. I am obsessed with her. She goes hiking with me, visits friends with me, and sleeps with me in my bed every night. I do whatever she tells me to do. She is totally in charge of me.
Most of all: I am NICE, I am SMART, and I am very, very SILLY.