I'm part Scottish, (don't sound it, sorry to disappoint) a right weirdo and in my spare time I like drinking and finding f**ked up films, of which there are less than you think. I also watch a lot of really s**t online tv and like to go to the pub/gigs and my main hobby is beer. Like it or lump it. If you think it's 'sad' to go out and get wasted, frankly you wont get on with me, if I want to spend my spare time doing this I will, I'd rather this than settle down and have kids in a boring two bedroom house pretending to be happy. Oh yeah I read a lot, if you're one of these idiots that would rather read off one of those f**king kindle things just don't even speak to me, likewise if you qued up to get the iphone 5, just die.
I was born in Sunderland (classy) and now live in Reading (also classy). I've finished my degree I studied there (History of Art and English) and i'm trying to get employed, which is obviously easier said than done. Intelligence apparently gets you nowhere now.
I'm fairly opinionated, cynical and a realist; people who don't value the English language and tAlk LyK dIs piss me off. I bet most of them own a kindle.
I’m Vegetarian. I won’t preach to you, I’m just fussy with food. I don't care whether you eat meat or not. I basically eat f**k all anyway and some people find this weird but I don't really give a f**k.
I like doing things like drinking litres of Jager and face-planting in fields. I'm not saying this to sound hard. It has happened and probably will again.
I like wine.
I often do really f**king stupid things. Like turning up to meet someone with a black eye because you knocked a southern comfort bottle into your face whilst you were closing the window.
I listen to all sorts of music, and if you're one of these people that call you a 'fag' because you like certain bands and not others, just do one. Yes I like Black Veil Brides and bring me the horizon, no I don't like Metallica and Iron Maiden, if that makes me a fag, fair enough...maybe stop and ask what else I listen to before you get on your soapbox....
I also like stand-up comedy: Frankie Boyle, George Carlin, Billy Connoly, Russell Brand, Russell Howard, Alan Carr...etc
I have trust issues. Not going in to it, I just do for various genuine reasons. Ask if you want or prove me wrong.
I'm s**t at hugs. Robot hug here we come. Don't be offended, everyone I like gets equally s**t hugs, be more worried if you don't get one at-all.
I'm quite shy if I don't know people too well, once I do it's a different story
I'm five foot four, I have Reynaud's disease and because of this my immune system is s**te. I don't help myself much either realistically.
If you're easily offended you will not get on with me. Not trying to sound HARDCORE. It's just true. If you are the sort who gets really offended if someone JOKES about something, go and shoot yourself, enough politically correct c**ts in this country.
So yeah, cynical, clumsy and clearly awesome. Send me a message if you're not a total creep and reckon I sound like the catch of a lifetime...
I'm far more likely to be on facebook as well; www.facebook.com/carrieondrinking
