I'll try and rewrite this a bit but as everyone will almost instantly judge by what's on my profile and my photo there's no pressure right? Then there's a fine edged blade you've got to balance on with selling yourself and not sounding egotistical yet at the same time not underselling yourself and sounding boring.
So anyway probably failed that already, maybe it's a cunning plan on my part to make sure I get to keep all the cake for myself. Maybe find a way of indulging my innate geekery and desire for cake. Melange and ginger cake anyone? Recommended by 3 of every 2 kwisatz hadderachs.
So anyway, hi my name's Toby. Basically I'm quite easy going, fond of making people laugh even if my sense of humour can be a bit dark. Although I do tailor it to the audience. I hate writing these things so if you find this even slightly interesting why not send a message?