Hey hey...
I've just moved down to Brighton, and am looking for twisted people to hang out with...and if it turned into something more along the way, well then who knows where stuff goes?
I'm 44, but look young and act even younger, and even occasionally smile...although you wouldn't know it from the photos I managed to find. Dark sense of humour, general hatred for the world, fondness for kittens, that sort of thing.
Um, more about me: fairy lights, lava lamps, Lego, Giger, Lexapro, bad horror films, Jack Daniels, pretzels, Bill Bryson, Michael Crichton, WALL-E, marmite on toast, giant robots, zombie games, tentacles and anything that lives in the sea.
Oh, and small plastic toy dinosaurs. Yeah, lots of those...