Name: Paul
Age: 34
Ancestry: Norse, because why settle for just any old heritage when you can trace your roots back to Vikings pillaging and plundering?
About Me:
I'm a modern-day Viking on a quest for my shieldmaiden, or at least someone who won't mind me wearing a horned helmet to bed. When I'm not busy raiding the fridge, you can find me slaying dragons at my desk job or crafting runes with questionable accuracy.
Looking For:
A baddie with a touch of the Gothic, because nothing says romance like sharing black eyeliner tips and debating the merits of Bauhaus over candlelit dinners. Must be okay with occasional spontaneous trips to Valhalla and have a sense of humor drier than the bones in my ancestor's longship.
Future Plans:
While I'm not quite ready to trade in my battle axe for a diaper bag just yet, I'm definitely interested in pillaging the world of parenthood someday. If you're on board with raising little berserkers who can recite the Edda by age five, let's conquer this journey together.
Swipe right if you're ready to join me on a quest for love, laughter, and the occasional mead-induced hangover. Just remember, if you can't handle me at my Grendel, you don't deserve me at my Ragnarok.
