My favorite color is red like the bloodshed
From Kurt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead.
🧔🏼♀️🔫
I'm kink friendly and 420 friendly. I like metal and cooking.. I'm also interested in science and chemistry.
Don't want kids, don't want marriage. I don't want to change nappies and listen to temper tantrums.
Likes -
✔️ sIuts 💋
✔️ Misogyny
✔️ freedom of speech
✔️ Patriotism 🇬🇧
✔️ smoking drugs 🪨
✔️ old Eminem songs 🎤
Dislikes -
❌ most people 🤬
❌ Most social media platforms 🥱
❌ my family
❌ conformity
❌ your stupid games 🤦🏻♂️
❌ gay pop punk 💩💩
I can be romantic too, if that's what you like.. but i ain't gonna be a soft touch all night! 😜
If you're easily offended then it's probably for the best if you look elsewhere. 😂
If i look at your profile, it doesn't mean that I'm necessarily interested in you.. I have a lot of time on my hands and may just be looking at how weird you are.
I really don't care who you are, if you're going to choose to be all silly and offended then you can just go somewhere else.. i don't need someone overly sensitive thank you very much but i don't take life so seriously. I would rather no woman than the wrong woman, so if you're going to be all strict and uppity then I'd rather throw myself off a skyscraper without a parachute than have anything to do with you! 🏢🤸🏻♂️ it seems like a much better solution than having to put up with your bulls**t.
It's not a great look to have all those tattoos, a few are ok, but too many of them is like drawing stick figures on a work of art in my opinion. (Would you put ice-cream on pizza?) I'm not into loads of piercings either to be honest.. they look ugly, all up and down your face, no offense but wtf were you thinking? Obviously you must have more money than sense! I've seen better looking dead bodies. You can have a maximum of four tattoos, and NO facial tattoos ❌ arms only.. anymore than four and you'll get thrown in the bin. 🤸🏻♀️🗑️
Don't make me leave you for the garbage truck. 🚛😂
As I've said, i don't care what you think..
Don't like me? f**k off! Problem solved.
If you're lucky enough for me to like you then I'll buy you some McDonald's 🍔🍟but you'll have to sit on the curb outside to eat it because i can't stand the crappy radio!
Unfortunately for you, you'll never have me wrapped around your finger and I'll never send any money. If i had a million pounds i wouldn't give you a single penny of it. Most women are shallow and materialistic. It's not my fault that you're teases and you only care about money. Fine, just don't expect anything from me and don't attempt to even ask, i can read you like a pamphlet and the answer is no. Look at someone else to give you money, you won't get anything from me, you worthless bitch. Shudder to think if i lived like you, you make my skin crawl, you parasite. You aren't entitled to anything. You aren't going to be able to worm your way into my wallet. You're not worth anything. I can assure you. 😤 If i said to you "I want to have a picnic, send me some money so i can get some beers and buy some cheese & pickle" what would you say to me? You'd tell me to f**k off. The same thing applies to you.
If you have a bad attitude then I'm more than happy to throw you into traffic. 🤸🏻♀️🚘 By all means, you can be as smug, sarcastic and condescending as you like.. Just don't do it around me, because it will get on my nerves and i will not be tolerating it.
UNDERSTAND?
Oh, and by the way.. Just because you were born here doesn't make you British. That's like saying that a dog's a horse because it was born in a stable. It's all lies.
I've tried to be honest with you. I could have lied my ass off about how perfect i am but I'm not like you. What you see is what you get and if you don't like it then tough luck. 🤷🏻♂️ I'm not going to loose any sleep over it. I might feel like s**t but I'd rather feel like s**t than be full of s**t. Now, get back to work. Have a nice day.
Update - I can't find my ganja 🪴😬
